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Jason!

submitted 41 minutes ago • 1 comment

“He is risen!” OMG SPOILERS!!!

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

videos on BSKY just straight-up not loading for me and images take forever, too. I'd like to think it's related to the recent internet outages and not our latest piHole update, but I'm not sure! Anyone else enjoying this problem?

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Deltarune has been such a great influence on me. I started hugging my friends because of Ralsei I started eating chalk because of Susie I started doing random stabbings because of Kris and I started watching TV because of Mr. Tenna

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

A twink with a 6-figure salary that gives mind-blowing anal would fix me

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Please show me how much you appreciate Wolf Dick

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Day 2 of Adderall: these pills ampheta-mean business!

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Today’s #NoKings rally in Dublin, CA “Why Dublin?”, you ask. Well, ICE is trying to convert an abandoned prison into an ICE detention facility. This was a prison that was known to be abusive to the people incarcerated there. For more info on stopping this from happening: www.bayresistance.org

submitted 21 hours ago • 34 comments

Running a small, brand-new web shop is like consider changing my fortune: shop.dangerpri.me

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Guys will post shit like “she jongled my jorgus until I flayvin” and then wonder why they’re drowning in pussy smdh

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

We’ve heard reports of guidance for DHS to “pause” raids on agricultural worksites— and we’re skeptical. As long as Border Patrol and ICE are sweeping through farm worker communities making chaotic arrests like they did TODAY, they’re still hunting down farm workers.

submitted 1 day ago • 160 comments

Amazon delivery driver shows up to your house, hands you a tablet, makes you watch 2 minutes and 40 seconds of ads, hands you your package and leaves. The package also has ads on it.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Please show me how much you appreciate Wolf Dick

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Letting Amazon print ads on the inside of my eyelids because they definitely need more money

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

bought a set of key caps on clearance for my Keychron K3 thinking I got a super deal only to find out they are completely opaque so they don't work with the keyboard backlight, are Mac layout for some reason, and none of the keys with stabilizers fit my model.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

I have to shop at Walmart exclusively because I put all my money into Walcoin and if it goes up another .001 cents a coin I can afford to buy name-brand mac and cheese

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I love it when I find accounts with names like "Public Use Gaping Open Wet Hole" and their posts are mostly just pics of their nice dinners and a few really serene travel photos.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

My 2nd largest city isn’t safe any more. It’s almost like you can’t force your way back in and start wars for 80 years and expect things to go swimmingly any more.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

When Dots needs to make a guy silent

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Hey this is something I can do with the new store platform! FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS $69 and up! USE CODE "FREESHIP69" or just click this link: shop.dangerpri.me/promo/AUTO_X...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Americans: This country was built on revolution! Don't tread on me! Also Americans: If you do not follow the law you will be shredded by a big beautiful Abrams tank and that's your fault.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

People keep trying to attack me but I'm just doing my job, working a hard shift at the Baby Splitting factory.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

used to be you needed to make the case for war. Now it's "well president strongman wanted it to happen. Besides, they're bad people anyways."

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

You have to understand that if youre waiting for the FBI, National Guard, etc to grow a conscience, youre gonna be waiting forever. These people have been dreaming about this day. The younger ones were raised on the same 4chan memes everyone else was.

submitted 2 days ago • 24 comments

anyways, I get to try stimulants for the first time starting today. Excited to see how it effects my attention and productivity issues.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Running a small, brand-new web shop is like consider changing my fortune: shop.dangerpri.me

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I couldn't get this out of my head so now it's all of our problem. Please buy my stickers: shop.dangerpri.me/products/exe...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

12 years ago was 30 years ago today.

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FYI we are at $50 so far 💖

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

ICE abducted Moises Sotelo today. He is a trusted vineyard management business owner from Newburg, Oregon, who has been in the US since 1994. He has a wife, three children, and five grandchildren who need him to be returned safely to them.

submitted 2 days ago • 48 comments

Border Patrol is continuing raids on farm workers in Ventura County, especially Moorpark and Oxnard. Agents are circling like sharks. Farm workers in areas with heightened activity should check in on each other and take steps to stay safe. Report what you see to us.

submitted 2 days ago • 32 comments