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realhumanman.bsky.social
[30-♓🏳️‍⚧️-he/they] i am a Human Internet Personality and video ediTor . not an insect, Not studying the human internet to Disguise myself better 🪳❌ trustworthy ✅ FDA compliant ✅✅ https://youtube.com/@totallyrealhumanman
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bored at the zoo

YES Stephen Crowder was fingerblasting a bat. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English

im not a ho and if i was being a ho my boys would tell me to stop being a ho and i would stop doing it

cockroach found in restaurant

Slices of Lives

pussy from a boy who has lady vibes OwO

self recognition through the other

never playing bug fables ever again. too scary. what the fuck is THAT

JK Rowling is a Nazi. That is just a factual representation of her beliefs and actions. Any money you spend on anything to do with Harry Potter is going to a Nazi

i’ll be goddamned

quitting comedy. not ever gonna be able to come up with anything funnier than a tech bro roleplaying the news with himself

Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋 🎥 "Rebirth of Mothra" (1996)

new video is up btw :)

new video :)

so it turns out two cups of cafe bustelo + biscuits and gravy with a side of eggs is a recipe for pissing off your organs real bad . probably could have told you this before ingesting it but good science hinges on repetition baybee

really cool part of my job: sending both of my computers to render jail at the same time

liberal shrimp have blue hair and prawnouns

!!Happy 413 Everyone!! Can't believe how old this comic is!! #Homestuck #HomestuckDay #Happy413 #JohnEgbert #Homestuck413 #DigitalArt

I’m loving Chinese manufacturers airing luxury brand’s dirty laundry on TikTok. [Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjRMTmyP/ ]

behold my art behold my art behold my art (happy homestuck day ❤️) youtu.be/mpusF71ngYA

It's Animal Crossing Town Tour Friday, yaaaaay! I was a lot sassier in this one than the others, LMAO. Next week, we start some Gamecube tours! 👀 @realhumanman.bsky.social is such a good editor, pals. youtu.be/VNX5kC-DOos

New video is live! ♥ I'm really happy with this one! And... this game was actually pretty fun?? What a wild concept. Editing is by @realhumanman.bsky.social, and as always, he knocked it totally out of the park! ♥ youtu.be/KzssVBAlc_k

this is still one of my favorites of all time

haha yeah

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

Something landed on the church spire

"Vanilla is in vanilla ice cream and what else?" is such a perfect encapsulation of the surly self-confidence of the people who are ripping the wires out of our government and our economy.

guess who found a copy of the unfinished minecraft movie ::)

milk is awesome if you need to be awake at a certain time bc you just drink a little bit and then 8 hours later the nightmarish stomach cramps kick in and stop you from sleeping any more

go watch video :)

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

none of u can make fun of me for calling her my wife ever again my name is literally on this post about her this is Known we are Public

i hate michael soft and i hate his binbows too. everything my pc does by itself makes me want to shoot it with a gun