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reallyjoel.bsky.social
Game developer, aspiring drummer, disc golfer and chicken farmer
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

submitted 5 days ago • 72 comments

when i eat my slop its charming, self aware and if we're being honest with ourselves a little revolutionary. a small liberation from the prison of high culture and good taste. when you eat your slop it's anti-intellectual, myopic and a self-centred rejection of art as conscious human value

submitted 6 days ago • 24 comments

Blue Prince be like

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

single player - you're the only human there multiplayer - other humans in the same game! NEW! antiplayer - it's with other players, but you can't come within 50 meters of anyone else and it's forbidden to communicate I'm pitching this next GDC

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

I took 3 photos of our house / pets and had an AI convert them to Ghibli style, but I don't think there's a safe space for me to post them anywhere.. hm, maybe Facebook? Oh well, guess my gf is the only who will ever see them!

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

It's out!! We have finally released 🌊🏡River Towns!🏡🌊 A puzzle city builder. I'm incredibly proud of everyone who contributed to the game. Go play it! (Also, reviews help us a lot!) #indiedev #gamedev #citybuilder store.steampowered.com/app/2485350/...

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments

which turtle is this?

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

jc denton: paul. i've decided i'm not going to work for unatco. paul denton: oh yeah? what's your new career, then? jc: being the guy who makes up names for store brand sodas. paul: hit me with your best. jc: 'mr. flavor'. paul, internally: god damn he's good.

submitted 78 days ago • 15 comments

Lennon-McCartney was a traveling musician-sage from the British Province of the Western Empire. His devotees briefly eclipsed the Jesus school in influence. Over 1,000 songs have been attributed to him.

submitted 114 days ago • 4 comments

A Computer Can Never Be Held Accountable Therefore A Computer Must Always Make Every Management Decision So You Can Say “Don’t Blame Me, Take It Up With Executron The All-Knowing”

submitted 86 days ago • 60 comments

The cars keep lurching to the far right.

submitted 91 days ago • 75 comments

I don't know what any of this means, I'm just fascinated by how some think that you have to always eat two slices of bread, otherwise it's some sort of exotic variant

submitted 94 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 103 days ago • 6 comments