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An alternate framing would be "Prominent political donor amassed $48 billion in lucrative government contracts."

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Mike Johnson advocating for kidnapping children. Any Dem worth a shit will make it clear that anyone can buy a gaiter and a fake ICE vest. And he's saying go willingly with them. There is no reason a federal employee shouldn't have to show their face. And this should be an easy one to win.

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This has to be one of the most obliviously disastrous policy proposals since the Iraq War. It’s almost guaranteeing that crypto causes a financial crisis and then taxpayers bail out crypto companies. Crypto is just an elaborate scam—and this is its ultimate heist.

submitted 7 hours ago • 28 comments

The right, with the enthusiastic help of the mainstream media, forced several previously obscure issues (trans high school sports?!) into the spotlight during the election. That same alliance will decide whether the Trump/Musk fight stays in the news, and how it's covered. That's how it works.

submitted 6 hours ago • 18 comments

Taking off my shitposter: the reason we are being SO jokey is we clearly see these terrifying people shouldn't be in charge of everything, are destroying and stealing the entire country, we are powerless to stop it because even the Democrats hate us, and one day people will say no one saw it coming

submitted 16 hours ago • 21 comments

making the olympics is cool no matter what but there has to be a moderate letdown if you're coming from overseas and instead of going to hollywood and the olympic village you are at the oklahoma city hampton inn

submitted 19 hours ago • 5 comments

it’s always two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyy

submitted 20 hours ago • 58 comments

Or- hear me out- they should offer amendments to take away all of his lucrative contracts and force republicans to vote for them

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

Grok gonna start saying some wild shit somewhere between 2 and 5 am

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

Elon better start carrying his son around again.

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remember when yevginy prighozin decided he was more important than putin and his plane exploded and putin was just like well, I hope we’ve all learned a valuable lesson today

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

Astronauts on the Space Station flipping back and forth between Musk and Trump accounts to find out if they're going to be able to return to Earth.

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

should we try this again or

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The US is rapidly becoming the most embarassing country on Earth, a position previously held by Argentina, a country where a guy who talks to dog spirits started beefing with a 9 year old with autism

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And this is why having American aviation communications rely on Starlink was always a terrifying idea

submitted 1 day ago • 203 comments

Cool the guy who ruined my favorite website is fighting with the guy who ruined my favorite uncle

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Maybe privatization is... bad?

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

in a moment of sobriety, it's moments like this where what DOGE has done to the entire federal infrastructure should bring into question whether or not the executive branch still has unilateral control and access to its own systems lol

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

i honestly wonder if there's anyone left in the Trump orbit smart enough to know they should be ripping that thing off the WH roof right now (never should've even let it up there in the first place)

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Keep track of any Democrat or commentator or personality who advocates for Musk to be welcomed back into the fold. These are people you cannot trust and should be kept as far away from the levers of power as humanly possible.

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Matt Yglesias, Ro Khanna and the Abundance Boys better start hitting the books so they can figure out how holding billionaires accountable for blatant crimes is bad, actually.

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Is there a single Trump scandal that was later proven to be faked? I think the simplest explanation for most of his actions is that he is dumb, narcissistic and impulsive, not that he is a master media manipulator.

submitted 1 day ago • 49 comments

This all gets even better: crypto is getting lit up.

submitted 1 day ago • 26 comments

Extremely clear DOGE personnel are at now risk for dual loyalties and conflicts of interest and should be terminated immediately. Analysis and investigation may be necessary to ensure govt assets, including data, are not in terminated employees’ custody and were not offloaded at any time

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

Check on your friends in civil service and government today, to make sure they have seen all the best jokes

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

the only way this could get better would be if Elon Musk starts tweeting about cucking Stephen Miller

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him

submitted 1 day ago • 146 comments

It's a 50 feral hogs day.

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why not decommission it the usual way: launching it into a million pieces over protected wetlands

submitted 1 day ago • 76 comments

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

submitted 1 day ago • 531 comments

if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck

submitted 1 day ago • 99 comments

I feel like Musk could really blow MAGA's collective minds just by continuing to tweet out facts the rest of us have known for years but never penetrated their media bubble.

submitted 1 day ago • 89 comments

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

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RECALL ALERT 🚨 (another one amidst FDA cuts) Nearly four dozen people are sick with salmonella food poisoning tied to an expanding cucumber recall, health officials say.

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must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

submitted 1 day ago • 640 comments

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

submitted 1 day ago • 1688 comments

everything is securities fraud www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

submitted 1 day ago • 39 comments

Brought together over a shared love of making cars that drive into walls

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

If Trump actually aggressively pursues all the NHTSA cases that Buttigieg was holding back against Elon because Trump's feelings were hurt, I'm going to become the joker.

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In retrospect maybe the Democrats should have put this in some ads after gawker published it in 2015

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TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President

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