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Baltimore Born. DC schooled. Dad. Engineer. MBA. Ride bikes a lot. Favourite bands aren't hip. Prefers British spelling.
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the Orioles vibes are all over the map on this app right now

to hammer this home one more way, spent the first five weeks of the 8U baseball season focused on pitching with my team. if you can’t pitch, you can’t compete.

this is the correct Orioles take. fun hitters and fielders to watch and root for, but no attempt at bolstering the pitching rotation. field management doesn’t solve that issue. front office does.

I am “only want to hear dire straits and mark knopfler on vinyl” years old apparently

same head coach that scheduled a game during Paris-Roubaix agreed to this, too. bizarre.

first 8U baseball game with stealing this evening. appreciate you sending prayers to chicago pope that we’re mildly better than his white sox tonight.

new popemobile is fuckin’ lit

yeah sure pope whatever from Chicago do we know if he likes the cubs or the sox

spent a couple of years using this for a commute from NW to SE. absolutely the most Mad Max insane reversible traffic lanes ever. DC is lucky that there haven’t been more accidents and injuries.

there’s a fat man in the bathtub with the blues

went a little Earl Weaver today, but needed to advocate for my players. got a good baseball team of good kids. lesson at the end of a hard win- control the controllables- effort and attitude. don’t worry about what you can’t control.

if you don’t resort to vice grips, an impact driver, and zip ties is it even a do-it-yourself home improvement project?

“it’s like turning a battleship” already being used by management consultants to signify quick, agile changes

public funds should not be used for football stadiums. public funds should be used for schools.

unusually high number of wine companies that have my number (don’t ask. too many.) have been texting deals nonstop this week. feels like they’re trying to book revenue before consumers totally batten down the hatches.

gimme the loot

here for the alt text

just double hit the Flonase and feeling ALIVE

personally enjoying every stupid new pope elected smoke joke so hope the internet keeps them coming

$3 for $1 in the FanDuel triple double parlay for the papal conclave if you enter before rooster crows. Code word “PETER”.

think I’d try to avoid any meetings with JD Vance

Happy Paris-Roubaix Eve to all who celebrate

pretty envious of my dog who has no fucking clue who Donald Trump is

so embarrassing to be seen in a Tesla. this on Capitol Hill.

still grouchy about this 🚲

strong “my girlfriend goes to another high school you wouldn’t know her” vibes

…and somehow only Martha fuckin’ Stewart did time for this shit

I don’t really believe him when he says those Penguins called to negotiate

Thank you, $WMT. cc @carlquintanilla.bsky.social

remember that time Obama wore a tan suit and republicans and the media absolutely lost their shit?

“I heard at school that Donald Trump put tariffs on dog food and volcanoes and penguins!”

such a goddamn shame that a bike company that makes some really pretty fantastic products has always been run by absolutely abhorrent people www.cyclingnews.com/news/special...

can’t believe how much time I wasted in 5th grade studying three equal branches of government

need to go for a fuckin bike ride

…are you familiar with the history of New England independent bicycle production?

this fuckin’ guy 💪🏻

If the Yankees had better hitters, they wouldn’t need special bats.

looking over upcoming weekend schedules and realizing the idiot* travel team baseball coach scheduled a game the same morning as the Paris-Roubaix cycling race *me

this authoritarian administration is really harshing my spring vibes

eh. the big law firms probably just need a 5th grader fresh off their social studies coursework to explain to them how the constitution works if they’re worried about fees.

keep thinking all these big law firms really need are to get in touch with some good lawyers

so the orioles have set an opening day homerun record. but democracy seems to be over and the USA is straight up disappearing people. lotta ups and downs today.