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realstevebeam.bsky.social
Baltimore Born. DC schooled. Dad. Engineer. MBA. Ride bikes a lot. Favourite bands aren't hip. Prefers British spelling.
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the Orioles vibes are all over the map on this app right now

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

to hammer this home one more way, spent the first five weeks of the 8U baseball season focused on pitching with my team. if you can’t pitch, you can’t compete.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

this is the correct Orioles take. fun hitters and fielders to watch and root for, but no attempt at bolstering the pitching rotation. field management doesn’t solve that issue. front office does.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I am “only want to hear dire straits and mark knopfler on vinyl” years old apparently

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

same head coach that scheduled a game during Paris-Roubaix agreed to this, too. bizarre.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

first 8U baseball game with stealing this evening. appreciate you sending prayers to chicago pope that we’re mildly better than his white sox tonight.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

new popemobile is fuckin’ lit

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

yeah sure pope whatever from Chicago do we know if he likes the cubs or the sox

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

spent a couple of years using this for a commute from NW to SE. absolutely the most Mad Max insane reversible traffic lanes ever. DC is lucky that there haven’t been more accidents and injuries.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

there’s a fat man in the bathtub with the blues

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

went a little Earl Weaver today, but needed to advocate for my players. got a good baseball team of good kids. lesson at the end of a hard win- control the controllables- effort and attitude. don’t worry about what you can’t control.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

if you don’t resort to vice grips, an impact driver, and zip ties is it even a do-it-yourself home improvement project?

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

“it’s like turning a battleship” already being used by management consultants to signify quick, agile changes

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

public funds should not be used for football stadiums. public funds should be used for schools.

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

unusually high number of wine companies that have my number (don’t ask. too many.) have been texting deals nonstop this week. feels like they’re trying to book revenue before consumers totally batten down the hatches.

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

gimme the loot

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

here for the alt text

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

just double hit the Flonase and feeling ALIVE

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

personally enjoying every stupid new pope elected smoke joke so hope the internet keeps them coming

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

$3 for $1 in the FanDuel triple double parlay for the papal conclave if you enter before rooster crows. Code word “PETER”.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

think I’d try to avoid any meetings with JD Vance

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Paris-Roubaix Eve to all who celebrate

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

pretty envious of my dog who has no fucking clue who Donald Trump is

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

so embarrassing to be seen in a Tesla. this on Capitol Hill.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

still grouchy about this 🚲

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

strong “my girlfriend goes to another high school you wouldn’t know her” vibes

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

…and somehow only Martha fuckin’ Stewart did time for this shit

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t really believe him when he says those Penguins called to negotiate

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Thank you, $WMT. cc @carlquintanilla.bsky.social

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

remember that time Obama wore a tan suit and republicans and the media absolutely lost their shit?

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

“I heard at school that Donald Trump put tariffs on dog food and volcanoes and penguins!”

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

such a goddamn shame that a bike company that makes some really pretty fantastic products has always been run by absolutely abhorrent people www.cyclingnews.com/news/special...

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

can’t believe how much time I wasted in 5th grade studying three equal branches of government

submitted 54 days ago • 3 comments

need to go for a fuckin bike ride

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

…are you familiar with the history of New England independent bicycle production?

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

this fuckin’ guy 💪🏻

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

If the Yankees had better hitters, they wouldn’t need special bats.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

looking over upcoming weekend schedules and realizing the idiot* travel team baseball coach scheduled a game the same morning as the Paris-Roubaix cycling race *me

submitted 57 days ago • 2 comments

this authoritarian administration is really harshing my spring vibes

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

eh. the big law firms probably just need a 5th grader fresh off their social studies coursework to explain to them how the constitution works if they’re worried about fees.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

keep thinking all these big law firms really need are to get in touch with some good lawyers

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

so the orioles have set an opening day homerun record. but democracy seems to be over and the USA is straight up disappearing people. lotta ups and downs today.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments