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Secretary of Defensse Snay Kexpert

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Gov Newsome is ShitRarted!!

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I’m gonna shoot myself in the face with my own dick

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What if the wire was about an IUD

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Wild O Negrill

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Gunna amazed by simulink model codegen for ERT targets

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Kevin Spacey is reportedly in talks to join the cast of Atom Driver, a sequel to Baby Driver. The only thing smaller than baby is atom

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Starting a new line of bumper stickers, black and yellow reading “please be patient ADAM DRIVER”

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Mama Gretch is out dog. She’s got too much plastic surgery to not be suspected of being MAGA

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Obese stands for overbese

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When the restaurant’s bathroom’s sink is too high for you to pee in

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Zyrtec upper or downer?

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Why is the poop dealer asking for poop? Doesn’t he sell the shit? Fuckin bum

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Oh wow, lemme get on my knees and suck French’s (the language, not the mustard) dick

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Permanent Luke Combs Disorder (PLCSD), the disease that Luke Combs has

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This Lyrica’s Makin’ Me Bi Sexual!!

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And you’re white, she said…

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Chemistry would be a lot cooler if we brought back “phial”

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Imagine, waking up to the biggest names in mourning!

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Racist drug usage

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Jeep owners are such freaks why are you driving a car that’s telling me to “take it out and play with it” 🤨

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Borey Cooker

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Guernica is lame as shit. Like and share if you think we should start a REAL war with genuine horrors

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Trumps gonna order a false flag operation to assassinate JD Vance while he’s visiting Greenland and use that as the pretext to invade #truth

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Peein’ in the drink at king Crab house in Chicago, 85¢ an oyster at the bar with two drinks , one of my faves. wtf is anybody gonna do about it!?

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Agent Droyd, your next assignment is to infiltrate and Elon MusKKK’s ketamine supply lines and sabotage them with a lethal dose from your fent reactor

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Me to a gen z girl : are you on your period?

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Into the Steyerverse

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Praise kink is actually autopedophilia. Kind of by a Freudian analysis. Questions?

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Educating conservatives on the labor theory of value is probably best accomplished through sexual metaphor

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Absolutely zooted off the lady grey

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Incredible to think that it’s actually brat summer in the southern hemisphere rn @charliesex

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Tonight we let the lorapezam talk

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K-holing at CPAC

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Next aviation “tragedy” immanent? 🤞

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Fellas… is it gay?

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Got so high I forgot I had a job

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When a Bryn Mawr girl tells you “it’s actually a Women’s college” and you have to reattend your bris

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Yale and OSU need to do JD Vance a favor and rescind his degree. He hates that he has degrees from woke, “intellectually tyrannical” academia. Maybe they could put him out of his misery altogether — that shame will will stick with him forever, even after the degrees are rescinded.

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Cuz ya know there’s porn on reddit…

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Inorganic Chemistry PhD is like a secret club of perverts/asexuals/autists/idiots making molecules that will help nobody’s life and hurt your own

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I guess Waffle House is radical left libtards now? Right… www.nytimes.com/2025/02/04/b...

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My man wants out of a job I guess

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Bro that’s like gyroscopy

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Tony “Lynchpin” Hinchcliffe

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