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Earl Gray drinker. Lover of acorns.
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No way, I do this too

Damn it I had a really good post idea during my morning insomnia and now I can’t remember what it was

Credit to u/a_illustrator on Reddit

If this sourdough loaf sucks I swear to god

I’m full of minor gripes!

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

world’s dumbest company and its not close

DAE remember when Fievel was the only mouse who understood that all the cats just wanted to turn all the mice into Mouseburgers? Do you feel that way now?

When you stutter so your voice to text memos have random words in them

I’ve been playing as Luigi in all my Mario based games now more than I ever have. He’s an icon. He’s the moment.

I might be somebody’s great great grandmother someday.

You don’t have to respect other people or their beliefs. Some people are shitty and so are their beliefs, and they should be treated as such.

Me: It doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster. Tech support: *sigh* Fine. Right click on your hamster...

Nothing brings me greater joy than being in the passenger seat and actively managing the driving playlist like a DJ for impeccable road trip vibes

People who put up lost pet signs should be required by law to put up signs if they eventually found the pet so I don’t have to keep worrying about them

We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham