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these dumbasses can never name a "centrist" position "climate change happens sometimes" "women should only occasionally have the right to abortion" "LGBTQ people can exist but not ever have fun"

also I realized it’s been like six months since I drew Fanlee and Spatzle and I realized I was pretty rusty so here’s a couple drawings of my kids

Violin so small it breaks the Planck length

In Brands news, Smithfield Foods welcomed their summer interns with a song called "Fuck Me Baby"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I mean…oh, that had to be awkward the next day. (That Marshal will NEVER live it down in that office, though.)

I saw Elvis Costello at what was then called the Kodak Theatre and the opening band was great. They also never introduced themselves or even spoke. It started to drive people crazy and eventually after each song people were shouting WHO ARE YOU and WHAT’S YOUR NAME

This seems like a great day to remind Bluesky that Stephen Miller lived four doors down from me freshman year And our student council person asked him (and everyone) to sign a birthday card for our dorm’s janitor And he threw a tantrum and wrote an op-ed about not socializing with “the help.”

Now is the time to laugh AND exploit weaknesses: 1) Shitposters, launch memes. Distress & distract the enemy. 2) Libs, pull the “fence-sitters” you’re still friends with to the left. 3) Voters, tell your officials to get loud & stop evil bills. 4) Leftists, it’s prime protest & occupy time.

So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

Perhaps we should stop giving unlimited power to narcissistic megalomaniacs with stimulant and sexual impropriety issues who believe their god-given destiny is to marshal a cult of personality and use it to exert complete ownership over the planet and the labor of everyone on it. Just a thought.

If one day you find yourself belonging to something called “the Catturd Army” you need to IMMEDIATELY change every single thing in your life, 100%. Do and say and be the exact opposite of everything you’ve done and said and been. Right now!!

A Matter Of Time ….

Daleks vs Swamp Thing

Ah. ID cards. Again.

10 yrs ago labour and tories agreed that self id was the right thing to do it was reported in the press, correctly, as a mild change to some bureaucracy the american religious right started spreading a conspiracy about us, in response to gay marriage being legalised, and columnists got sucked in

Disabled people in the UK (and worldwide)should be as vocal as possible that we roll, lean, lie, and stand with trans folks because: 1. It's the right thing to do. 2. We know what it's like to have society deliberately misinterpret and misuse legislative frameworks to exclude and silence us.

Mine was posted at 3:35 and his was posted at 3:27 PM. How the fuck could I have seen this before I posted it when i didn’t even follow the guy until you falsely accused me of stealing from him?

Man fuck Ro Khanna.

If a Democrat takes Musk money I won't vote for them, it's that simple. Nope fuck you sorry done.

Happy Friyay frens! Haz a bootiful day!!

Too round to be serious :3

In 1936, FDR closed out his re-election campaign by bragging to a massive crowd at Madison Square Garden that “organized money” hated him “and I welcome their hatred.” He took 60% of the vote in a 523-8 electoral college landslide. FDR knew having the right enemies could be a useful thing.

MERZ: Tomorrow is the D Day anniversary, when the Americans ended a war in Europe TRUMP: That was not a pleasant day for you? This is not a great day MERZ: This was the liberation of my country from Nazi dictatorship

Let’s not forget that earlier today, this day was known as “we cannot build bananas in America” day. That is, until everything went bananas

Elon Musk is calling for Donald Trump to be impeached. Donald Trump is calling for Elon Musk to be deported. Both sides have a point.

This is a trait that kitchen-table centrists and leftist materialist have in common, and it eternally irritating. It's ok for politics to be interesting.

I know these Dems think it’s savvy or whatever, but being the party of “now I know you’re having fun, but it’s time to eat your vegetables” is just electoral poison.

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my nearest thing to a conspiracy theory I'll give credence to is my suspicion that everyone who says "this is a distraction!" is in fact a bourgeois centrist desperately trying to derail any sort of grassroots energy expressing *actual discontent* back into empty bourgeois discourse AS A DISTRACTION

The cat being increasingly insistent I wake up: 1) Walks across me (she is...not a waif of a cat) 2) Hand lick 3) Starts pacing over me 4) Face meow 5) Starts jumping on random parts of me 6) Goes down the hall so she can get a good, zoomy-level running start, rushes in, leaps, and CANNONBALLS ME

I'm holding out for a Dr Who Xmas special where shape-shifting aliens pick up BBC TV signals from the 70s, invade TV Centre as Dad's Army and try to control the audience with a McGuffin that ends up in Shirley Bassey's shoe. Morecambe and Wise help the Doc retrieve it, hidden behind Tardis panels.

If Doctor Who was ever to end, I'd love a two part finale in which the Doctor finally gets to resurrect a peaceful Gallifrey - we see him finally at home, at peace, pottering about and slowly realising that Gallifrey is incredibly dull The final scene is him 'borrowing' a Tardis and running away.

got the "definitely not an ipod" as a backup for running backing tracks for some upcoming shows

Yet with all this money, I heard that they're charging everybody, including press members, $25 at the door. I can watch these people beclown themselves on X all day for free

Hey, chat, is it good when a judge begins a ruling by extensively quoting "The Trial"?

i grew some lions mane mushrooms, the largest about the size of a baseball, so i could finally stop giving my money to Big Mushroom 🌱

Stop robocalls, eliminate ATM fees, and turn down the volume on commercials, and win a newly created "president for life" slot

🚨WOW. It turns out that a "Tren de Aragua gathering" the Trump admin said it broke up in March ... was just a BIRTHDAY PARTY. None of the people arrested at the party seem to have any criminal record — and none have been charged criminally in the months since it happened. Read the story below.

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