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Relayman: I built computers with relays. I live in Norwood, Ohio, an enclave city of Cincinnati, Ohio. When posting others’ content, I want to see credit. No credit, and you may be Blocked! Satire must be marked. Otherwise, I’ll just think you’re stupid.
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Our democracy is only as strong as a piece of paper…

submitted 17 days ago • 19 comments

The contract has been awarded to Boeing for the next generation fighter jet. It’s going to be called the F-47 Bone Spurs! <satire, or not?>

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Note that a ReadID driver’s license does not prove U.S. citizenship. A U.S. Passport does, though. I’m going to take both my driver’s license and Passport with me when I vote from now on.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Credit: @MikeWise, but I can’t find this account.

submitted 85 days ago • 2 comments

republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus

submitted 86 days ago • 231 comments

Liberals posting false news is a problem. Jack Daniel’s employees being laid off happened January 16, during the Biden Administration. Trump has not decided yet whether to deport Ukrainian refugees. Are you saying that because you want him to? First violation, I unfollow you; second, I block you.

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

Son: Are we better off now? Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time. Son: What's that? Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.

submitted 86 days ago • 343 comments

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 86 days ago • 1571 comments

Blaming Canada for the U.S. fentanyl crisis is like accusing a maple tree of causing a pancake shortage.

submitted 87 days ago • 18 comments

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