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submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Nice to know we're tracking well on the Idiocracy timeline

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Today I learned that when your girlfriend asks if you “liked” her post on insta, she’s not asking for an opinion, in fact she cares very little what your opinion is. She just wants you to double tap and heart the post. #LFMF

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 48 days ago • 10 comments

I spent a few minutes mulling the Al Gore won timeline this morning. I want that timeline.

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

So... are we calling the US "experiment" a failure yet?

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

So we're at this point in the Australian property crisis. Can't afford anywhere? Move next to a tramline, an airport, a sewage treatment plant.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Next door neighbour’s procreations are learning some kind of reed instrument. Time to move.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Who amongst us hasn’t gotten mad at our bosses sometimes

submitted 76 days ago • 621 comments

submitted 77 days ago • 402 comments

Everything is a foreign policy choice now.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Please stop saying Trump is a “political genius” or talented. Lying and crime are not talents. They only work bc people expect you not to.

submitted 86 days ago • 11 comments

There's an Episode of Mythic Quest where the game has a Nazi problem, too many Nazis. They end up stranding them on their own server, isolated from the rest of the games' players, a desert island of putrid hatred. That's Twitter now.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments