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retr0mikey.bsky.social
Soccer Coach. Social Media Freelancer. LFC. First 50k here. All I Do is Work and Skeet (He/Him)
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Got my switch 2 🫡

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

president tweeted "no hot dog" and i lost $5 trillion dollars but today he tweet "hot dog back" and i got 5 trillion hot dog

submitted 72 days ago • 34 comments

Is there a better feel good show right now that compares to Abbott Elementary?

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

i think the craziest part about trumps 2nd term so far is we are only 78 days into it

submitted 74 days ago • 75 comments

TRADE: your house for my 10/10 avocado toast

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Papa John's Day of Reckoning arrives at last

submitted 77 days ago • 4 comments

Chose a bad day to not take my meds LOL

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

The good thing about tariffs is that it will finally kill Temu in the states. Y’all are foolish for ever purchasing a thing from them

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

If you think Nike is going to build a factory in America and Americans are suddenly going to begin making their own shoes, I need to know what planet you live on and what you’re smoking on it

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I’m going to KMS lmao what IS this

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

How foolish of me to think COVID would be the biggest struggle I faced

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Any Nintendo heads in here?

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

Have we all just stopped having sex?

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Lots of people losing their jobs+student loans reactivating after about 5+ years of forbearance = depression level warnings.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Hey Siri, how can I eat food without spending money on it

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

It’s also a self hate crime to drive them www.politico.com/news/magazin...

submitted 84 days ago • 150 comments

Sabrina Carpenter doing sex positions on stage during the least sexy time in the history of times

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

“Bring your fists to a gun fight”- Chuck Shumer probably

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Someone should DoorDash me McDonald’s as like a little bit

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Have leaders of their respective countries simply tried hitting the deli for a sandwich together?

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Why do we keep letting them get away with this*! * People who use Microsoft office suite

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

He should focus on his actual business

submitted 106 days ago • 1557 comments

He should focus on his actual business

submitted 106 days ago • 111 comments

When life gives you lemons…

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Conspiracy theory: eggs are at an all time high because Elon doesn’t want me throwing them at his ugly cars

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

There should be more sports where a bicycle kick works. As far as I can tell right now it’s just soccer and maybe MMA

submitted 110 days ago • 75 comments

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I’m excited for the Oscar’s tonight.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Watching Dune: Part 2

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

When Mario said, "Wowie zowie!" I felt that

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MAGA are mad at Zelenskyy for not wearing a suit for an official White House meeting. Meanwhile:

submitted 112 days ago • 561 comments

Hired goons?

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

What horrors beseech me today?

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

The country formally known as America

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

*confused Wario noises*

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

NPC pilled

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Ramen could cure so many things

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

If a couple of muppets can take manhattan, you can get through this week

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

The Niña, the Pinta, the Santa Maria

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Happy valentines day candy discount to all who celebrate.

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone in here play Fortnite?

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Eating McDonald’s. Happy Valentines Day

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Heart shaped Cheerios. Happy Valentine’s Day!

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

A plane falling from the sky a day keeps the DR away

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments