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One day four boys fell in a hole There they fought many monsters I'm sure I know things about myself; communicating them is the issue Some people have a social media strategy; I don't even have a strategy for life
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No, they don't realize it. That's the problem. They lack the basic media literacy skills to understand parallels, allegory, symbolism, any of it. They want to engage with media on the level of "pretty colors, loud sounds, fast action" and leave it at that.

Credit scores are financial thuggery

Any food can be breakfast food if you are/have a toddler

Kent State appears to have shuttered their LGBTQ council. And while I do find that cowardly, I also get it, given their history with the Guard

"If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?" is not a rhetorical question. It's a scientific/philosophical one. The tree's passage creates disturbances in the surrounding air, but is that sound? Or is sound the interpretation of those disturbances by another agent?

My favorite is "to me a deficit is a loss" Like, ok? I'm sorry you don't understand basic economic concepts? Why you gotta make it all of our problem?

The added complexity of two income streams at tax time is honestly the biggest disincentive to my going back to work

Lookit this absolute chipmunk over here. Doesn't even know they're a chipmunk. What a fucking chipmunk thing to do, not realizing they're a chipmunk (Not entirely sure this is about actual for serious chipmunks, just wanted it out of my brain, birthed into the world)

[Filming a TV spot] Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's L'Oréal wait no Maybe it's Maybelline, maybe it's wrong wrong I got this, I promise [Deep breath] CONSUME

Between the increased clutter of ads and the excessive finagling needed to get the 2014 version of things vs 2024, I'm not thrilled with 5etools. Time to start searching for a different resource

There is a Pikachu for every occasions.

Capitalism fanboys online are a special breed. Hard to tell if they're plants, psy-ops, or simply earnest idiots

I dunno, y'all -- an inflatable vinyl decoration of the torture device used to kill your god doesn't strike me as the most tasteful of choices

Oh, it was a mistake? Because it sure seems to align with the rest of their business practices in the last five years

Two steps: 1. Drink more 2. Text my buddies war plans

Hahaha no, I'm not giving my address to my senator's office when leaving feedback. I'll find a public institution or a traditionalist Christian church. Let Moreno look for Stacy Fakename who lives at the post office if he takes issue when I criticize his lying, hypocritical, opportunistic career

AirBnB didn't "[break] housing in America" It tore down the last rotting boards, sure, but it's been broken for a while

People who drive to a park or other outdoor space and then just sit in their car have such an alien mind I doubt I could ever understand

Tried to tell the toddler "here you are" as I handed over some cheese. It came out "hea ya ah" I moved away five years ago, why do I suddenly sound like Maine?