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See also: legal advice from criminals.

Covid.gov did not use to look like this. Fucking unbelievable.

Now that nuclear war is imminent, I'm feeling pretty, pretty good about the hundreds of hours I've logged on #Fallout.

Reposting because a senator called someone a dick. Twice. My heart is full.

I had to cut some of the video to make it < a minute but you get the idea.

He did an AMA and answered ZERO questions. www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/d8B...

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

#neverforget

For reference, Iron Maiden wrote a song about 2 minutes to midnight being scary.

Mangoes have flavor though

Gonna tell the kids this was RFK Jr.

I could get through the next 4 yrs only saying, "well if it isn't the consequences of my actions" exclusively and it would be relevant and appropriate 99% of the time.

I know I shouldn't be surprised that this is a thing, but omg you guys, this is a thing.

RFK Announces Bird Flu Bitcoin politicalamericans.com/rfk-announce...

Y'all are fucked, bruh. We're outta this bitch.

#ProudBlue Monday is MLK’s birthday celebration, I will be remembering him, not the Felon. Such a woozy boy, too cold for him outside. I was hoping for a William Henry Harrison moment.

Inauguration after-party money shot.

I AM EXCITE.

David Lynch and Bob Uecker on the same dang day. There goes my hopes for the Twin Peaks - Major League crossover I was waiting for.

This is important.

Just So Everyone Is Clear

Oh joy. Ohio St vs. Notre Dame in the championship. Two schools that have waited decades for this chance. 🥱🥱🥱

Not that they need another reason to not annex Greenland but there are no fast food chains there.

What is Neil Patrick Harris' best performance and why is it Starship Troopers?

Someday I hope to have the confidence of a 65 yr old man in a gym locker room.

The weird little convenience store in town sells cooked bacon by the lb. That's all I really need to tell you about where I grew up.

That half full water ballon Kennedy elbowing his way around that press conference is just priceless.

On to the next, I suppose. @kidsinthehall.bsky.social

ME: and the hell, is it fresh? 2025: oh yes, the freshest