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Pro proverbs, pro verbs, amateur adjectives, anti nouns. Evil demon reprobate who hates cHrist. Not even the best drummer in a one person band. Ship's Chaplain to any pirate/smuggler/wrecker on the Celtic Sea. Bywyllau bach? Dyma ni.
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Why not celebrate VE Day by voting for actual fascists?

Joseph Rascal Biden deliberately prolonged the Vietnam War by purposely infecting Papa Don with the bone spurs that prevented Donny from personally kicking the nasty communards from out of French Indo-China. And he fed my homework to his dog!

I was repeatedly embarrassed in the nineties/naughties when I heard a government spokesperson on the radio who shared my name. Ha, ha, ha... ffyc em. If they gwgl us now and they find me... LOL/ChYU

I have no idea of how to 'catch' kidney stones but if drinking piss doesn't appear in sponsored search results I'll cancel my subscription.

I haven't heard of many Elvis sightings recently. Has Elon sent him to Mars?

Cuz I was so much younger then... I'm just as stupid now.

Every story is true. Even the ones that actually happened

Great London, great.

Gold course? Golf toilet? Can't spell or fat thumbs?

This is the way

Which came first, the tapeworm or the gut? #God'sPerfectPlan #StupidDesign

I helped bring up the children I lived with in Europe. One of the reasons we home-educated was there's too much cHristianity in the schools where we lived. (UK Education Act 1944 - compulsory daily worship). When one of the four year olds wanted to go to school we took them. 1/3

Elon Musk is a genuis, they is an innovator. I'm strongly certain that when Musk invents the time travel machine they will travel all that way back into time and all of the ancient Romans and the 20th century Italians and Germans will call it the Elon salute and evertithyng will be fine.

I'm not a biologist, I don't understand trans issues, I'm not a politician, I don't pontificate on trans issues, I'm not a geneticist, don't understand trans issues, I'm a 64yo, beard growing, skirt wearer who doesn't understand trans issues. Will you berate me, will you still hate me, when I'm 64

punishing people for being poor won’t end poverty

Has anyone got an invite to Twixxer? tbh i don't want to join but, butt, I rili want to leave half a dozen more times.

Guess who wants this photo banned from the internet? Please like and repost! 😉😘

Did I have turkey this year? No, I had Kestrel!

Celebriti threesome - Ben, Josh & Helen

I done do a litter pick on my street. No reindeer poo... There ain't no sanity clause.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hbt...

No War But The cHrist War! soundcloud.com/reverend.../...