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πŸ‡²πŸ‡½~23~Any Pronouns~πŸ€πŸ’œπŸ–€~🍐 Sometimes I doodle, sometimes I make UTAU covers, but usually I'm just rotting
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Having the shits fucking sucks, but at least my waist looks snatched

Absolutely devastated that duolingo is using ai... Time to uninstall and find Spanish lessons elsewhere! Goodbye my beloved Falstaff πŸ’”

Happy Birthday to my pookie bear 🫢 Of course I had to put in extra duolingo hours to get this badge, but it was all worth it πŸ’•

Nothing more empowering than a grown man groveling at your feet.

The only reason I have a Twitter is because it's basically become my "supermega updates" app. The millisecond Supermega leaves Twitter, I'm deleting that shit πŸ’€

I've been fiddling with color palettes lately on my little slime avatar. I'm working on expressions on paper, but transferring everything digitally is such a pain because I draw on my phone lmao

"Why didn't you come out to me?!!" Bitch, the act of 'coming out' is rooted in euro-centric ideologies of individualism & self actualization which can be overwhelming/exclusionary for POC & people raised under traditional ethnic values. But y'all ain't ready for that convo πŸ™„

i say this all the time but i cannot believe i am spending my sexiest years in the stupidest fascistic backslide in history

I've heard of Trans-exclusionary bisexuality, but is there something opposite to that? Being attracted only to people who are trans or nb? Like, 'if you ain't cis, you can't miss!' πŸ’€

Yeah I don’t think taking commissions through BlueSky DMs is a good idea because I noticed when an account deactivates or gets suspended, you can’t look at the DMs anymore…. Clients, if you request comm through bsky DMs maybe screenshot the conversation incase you ever comm a scammer by mistake 😟

Today, I'm helpin a pal with yard work, for free. I'd rather be doing anything else on my day off, but I'm out here working like I'm getting paid. I'm not expecting anything out of this, & I'm unsure of he'd do the same for me, but here I am... working my ass off. Basic human empathy is a bitch lol

I stop using socials for 2 days and Nintendo drops a Tomodachi Life trailer?! Suicide postponed

I'm trying to fight the urge to make an "obscure character" shrine 😭

Accidentally engaged in friendly fire on Twitter becasue they were posting cartoonishly evil shit 😭 Bro, if you don't have pronouns or πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ/πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ in your bio, I'm just gonna assume you're a conservative and take the tweet at face value lmao

Twitter keeps muting my replies whenever I call someone a cracker... So much for free speech πŸ˜’

My friend finally gave me their old mic! I'm going to declare that this is a game changer and then have the item collect dust in a corner for several months :D

My roommate, who has admitted to almost suffocating in their sleep multiple times, is still sleeping at 1pm. Do I risk waking them up or do I continue to procrastinate a potential corpse discovery?

I wasn't meant to work retail. I was meant to be an old timey schoolteacher that found passion in her work, never married, and historians can't decide if I was lesbian or not.

I'm working on a praying mantis "fursona" and nobody can stop me >:3

I gotta start drawing again...

The Shrek 5 character designs are SO disappointing :( Shrek is about loving yourself and accepting your identity in order to write your own story! Redesigning the characters to such an extreme completely undermines that.

The hardest part about coming back to an old hobby is knowing that your next finished project isn't going to be as good as your old work.

Honestly, seeing how Stanford Pines, canonically, doesn't understand "love" and then the only thing he ever did "love" abused tf outta him... kinda makes me sad whenever I see horny Ford content :/

When it's the sex wars and I have to kill Ryan Magee from Supermega

My boss gave everyone a $90~ fanny pack in December. My coworkers joked that it was our holiday bonus. It's almost February and we haven't gotten our bonus... I think we were right. And I think I'll be looking for a new job next season.

Aw, beans... I guess telling a misogynist to eat glass is considered "hate speech" πŸ˜” Oh well, I'm not going down without a fight!