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Correct crossword opinions / aka Michael Sharp / Teaching lit stuff at Binghamton University / 2025 ACPT Pairs champion (w/ Penelope Harper — @penelopeharper.bsky.social)
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I think a lot of the terror of the modern age can be understood by the fact that the Internet accelerated the development of the worst type of person, the "Anti-Intellectual Nerd."

Thanks to NPR for explaining that due to the ancient, mysterious culture of Persia, Iranians "don't like to be attacked" npr.org/2025/06/16/n...

Absolutely brutal for me 🫤 Minute Cryptic - 15 June 2025 "Console backing up characters' progress in Sims, Doom, BioShock, Civilisation, Halo 2, Minecraft" (6) ⚪️🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 1 under par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Sigh I am apparently now the kind of person who wins real-ass non-eBay auctions. I’m gonna end up like Bleeding Gums Murphy, alone and broken by a Fabergé Egg addiction, but in my case it will be a giallo movie poster addiction oh well

So … SPAUN, then, I guess (5) ⛳️

There's no floor to their lack of basic humanity. It's just an ever-darker abyss.

Um…

bit obsessed with little signs in hospitals

Really enjoyed this

Um…

Look, match this level of enthusiastic commitment to the good or else don’t expect my vote. Pretty simple.

Happy Fathers Day to me, lucky beyond belief

omg thank you Fox News 😭

The most consequential Speaker in state history.

Still naively can’t believe I live in a country that does this now. Whole 🧵 worth reading

Thousands of Christians are being rounded up and deported by the U.S. government, but they’re not cottagecore tradmoms or their homeschooled goat milk enthusiasts, so these guys are fine with it. Actually, they’re thrilled.

Maybe she just likes crowds?

Which is wild because no one even likes the Nats

my father in law said he’d read some of my book and said he found it way better than all my previous writing and it was so psychological and even reminded him of Proust (?!) and it turned out he read the dummy copy which is just my book jacket wrapped around a posthumous Mary Higgins Clark novel

retired socially progressive white ladies are the Democratic activist base in a lot of places and we're at a point where they are increasingly to the left of the actual Democratic Party

Embarrassing-ass country w/ moron baby for leader. A disgrace. A joke. Impeach this imbecile.

MSNBC reporter in gas mask in Los Angeles: I think it was Sheriffs deploying CS gas, tear gas, pepper spray, and flash bang grenades in large numbers. Mounted units pushing against protesters.., every single gathering I saw today was 100% peaceful

They launched a coup, suffered no consequences for it, won back power, and have used the power to pardon everyone involved while remaking the country through violence and intimidation. It’s just ridiculous to talk about the political violence of yelling at ICE agents within that context.

I threw a big 40th birthday party for myself and I threw up beforehand because I was so afraid nobody was going to show up so when I tell you this is my worst nightmare and I love that it is happening to the worst person…

no one came to a grown man's GI Joe themed birthday party and that's somehow funny to you??

Good night

He thought a parade is when they throw candy at you and then a fireman gives you the high five your dad never would.

It’s cops all the way down

no draft kings (really, i think online gambling is a terrible scam)

This is heartbreaking. (via someone at the St. Paul rally)

It should not be lost on anyone that Minnesota Rep Melissa Hortman, who was shot to death in her home last night by an assassin, was a gun safety advocate who worked tirelessly to protect her constituents from gun violence.

Just spoke to a Catholic deacon, Matt Coyne, at this Philly No Kings protest. Says he just finished participating in an ordination service for new deacons downtown, and a group of them left and immediately joined the crowd. “Jesus said love your neighbor. Simple as that,” he says.

Binghamton 🚫 👑 #NoKings (Vid. by @penelopeharper.bsky.social)

Lotta people at this Philly No Kings protest. Like, a lot.

Every Minnesotan is yelling at all of you to knock this off. Not competitive districts. Lege is not in session. You don't even go here. This is bad enough without the rest of the country parrotting this. Just. Fucking. Wait. For. Local. Reporting.

I ❤️ Minnesota

Fuck

Minute Cryptic - 13 June 2025 "Inaccurate claim about America in "Hamilton", say" (7) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 3 under par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

This is the core disaster—everyone lives in their own reality, and so basic governance of a pluralistic society becomes impossible. And the alternate reality of right-wing media in particular is actively, knowingly, gleefully fictional. No surprise, A.I. is front/center. No idea how to unfuck this.

Hello from Berlin where a few hundred Americans are outside the embassy, currently reading aloud from the Declaration of Independence. #nokings

Seen this going around but I’m Reposting it with the full alt text bc everyone deserves to read this glorious reply from Boy George