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I keep seeing popular accounts offering fucking merchandise like "no kings" right now. Anyone looking to profit off of (deep breath) all of this is a symptom of a larger problem. Particularly on the left. Maybe they'll get lucky and some new atrocity can bring in new sales and increase followers

More energy to help you overcome all the bullshit. youtu.be/jCY2w8tiFJM?...

When this shit gets to be too much, I feed off the energy of this song. This is the vibe of people who will build something new. People like you and me. Now is the time for people of character to start figuring out how to smartly and safely deal with this mess. youtu.be/DnYO7iQfQDQ?...

This song is so fancy. You get 177 coolness points if u listen to it. It is also very timely. youtu.be/gWVZu3BTaB4?...

All of this bad goes back to the Council of Nicaea. They dump the "w0kE" Gospel of Mary and the Gospel of Thomas and choose The Gospel of John. The Gospel of John seems to be written as the anti-Thomas (he calls him Doubting Thomas. John's Jesus brags "Do you know who my daddy is?! I am begotten!"

The beautiful #hawaiian people have a prayer that has been helping me a lot. I am extremely vulnerable to stress due to a head injury. This prayer has literally kept me healthy. youtu.be/HnQJg-bprgQ?...

"Still rockin' in my prime" Yep. Wu-Tang is back and as great as ever. All the #GenX bands are showing just because you get older, it doesn't mean you can't keep kicking ass. Don't let the fucks steal your joy. youtu.be/o_k31WjUon4?...

The useful idiots in the DNC are so stupid looking for a whatever the fuck it is they are looking for. YOU HAVE WHAT YOU NEED! LISTEN TO HER AND THROW MONEY AT HER. C'MON MAN, GET WITH THE TIMES! youtu.be/Z7OhclGO3CY?...

They announced the "Fridays" remake today. It stars Jack Quaid, Chris Pratt, Mr. Beast and Nicole Kidman. Cameos by Hershell Walker and Candice Owens. Soundtrack by Diplo with Vanilla Ice, to appeal to older audiences. Story: They have a popular podcast inspired by "Morning Zoo" disc jockeys.

You don't have to wait for the big beautiful blubber bill to pass to give money to the wealthy. There are easy steps you can take today: - Ask your boss to pay you less and not pay you overtime - Set up Kickstarters for them! - Buy a lot of their crypto the minute it is available on day 1 - Comply!

All this bullshit is making me feel like I didn't get Cha Cha heels for Christmas: youtu.be/bpYTkavEt20?...

Interestingly, the Big Beautiful Bill is named after Bill Clinton. Clinton recently and astonishingly was voted sexiest president at some right wing shindig in Texas I am told.

My cribbage and "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" jokes aren't having the massive success I envisioned. I think I need to combine them.

Life is simple, without evil dickheads wrecking everything. Just do this. youtu.be/EAdd8JLvNI4?...

THOUGHT FOR THURSDAY

Jesus like wtf is this nonsense.

I wrote a rap about my boto3 stuggles today: Boto3 been killing me Trying to hook up to damn S3 Now I gotta downgrade to 1.33 and get this PM off of me (chorus) I finally said, "Fukkit" and deleted my bucket I don't care who he is Bezos can suck it.

Imagine there's no Lennon. It's easy if you try.

They probably didn't let them watch the Met Gala in the concentration camps our tax dollars pay for. I hear they would have loved Sabrina Carpenter's outfit.

I'm from a simpler time where hoaxes weren't anything you didn't like, but cool stuff like Cardiff giant.

For the past 3 years I have been fighting back from a brain injury. I did not expect to write again. This first draft is the first thing I have written in years. I feel brave posting it. #writersky

I can't stop listening to sexy songs. This one is Jeff Buckley's dad, Tim Buckley. youtu.be/nqtjTWGVNHY?...

Siri Imani is what's up, thanks for asking. youtu.be/6Iv5etHblaY?...

The best thing to come from Star Wars: youtu.be/S22Ls4E5GRI?...

This is such a great make-out song. Can't wait to get someone singing along starting at 2:43. youtu.be/c2aB9OW9o5A?...

Preview from Amy Klobuchar's book of nursery rhymes dropped: "Patty cake Patty cake Baker's man Bake me a cake then bake me another fucking cake you total piece of shit."

I keep finding myself thinking, "I shouldn't be having fun, dancing around writing jokes in my head. There are people in concentration camps." That is the wrong way to look at things. It is more important than ever to feel and express joy. We can't mope our way out of this. We need a new way.

I wonder what destruction my tax dollars have paid for today? Maybe they just use mine for good stuff.

We need to rebuild using the 70's as the blueprint. This was the first song to feature lyrics written by a baby. There is a UFO landing halfway through. Let's bring fun back: youtu.be/HCT4_zPrE2g?...

One thing that is helping me tremendously, and unexpectedly, is Margo Anand audio-books, narrated by her. Very healing in difficult times. Interestingly, the man-bun was created to identify predators looking to abuse her beautiful work.

I do still have a tiny bit of outrage left for a certain smelly celeb who poorly pretends to be from Spain. I've spent more time in your mom's fantasies than she did in Spain, although that is hardly a fair comparison. #pepino

ferchristssake he just name Ziggy from The Wire as head of MORAD

Life tips in case I get disappeared #1 2 easy ways to find out if someone is someone you do not want to associate with: - Switch to sentence-case abruptly and stick to it. "Um, your title is wrong" is the quickest way to snuff out Chicago style snobs - Say good instead of well, sit back and watch