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Went to the airstrike planning chat and nobody knew you

Call Me by Your Midwife

In [INSERT CULTURE], food is more than just "sustenence". For [INSERT CULTURE], food is a way to express community.

Everything I eat in a day as a tyrant cursed by the gods to roll a boulder up a hill for all eternity

pondering....

never really understood "anchor babies". Umbilical cords are way too short and there's no way a baby is heavy enough to stop a boat

good news for anyone over 50, jokes about Starbucks drinks having silly names are now back in fashion!

Oatmaxxing again

sometimes I notice a friend and I don't say hello because fundamentally men are lone wolves

Vladimir and Estrogen

I love you fucked up dog-fox creature

Hitting a vape reclined like I'm in a Chinese opium den

top 10 city towers to look out the window and brood from

I'm definitely the sexiest person at this academic poster display event

Kissinger? I barely knew her!

Gog and Magog were really the Yanny and Laurel of their time

The singularity of corny music was reached with the theme to Live and Let Die

Hey guys gals and non binary pals! Just to let you all know I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, "Come and see". And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

YASS SERVE Arafat

I think if I said Yahweh he would reply but that's just me

pondering....

they need to distill the feeling of a cigarette after two beers into a pill

Returned to this platform not out of love, but of hatred for all alternatives

Bro you're literally gonna take the road less traveled by rn?

Just stepped out my orgone energy accumulator feeling fresh as fuck

welt, I been on an elegant wolk

supporting local business tomorrow which means Im going to an independent cinema that doesn't do popcorn but does sell artisan gummy worms for a month's wages

Who up perceiving reality

told some kids being a nuisance at the park nearby that I would skeet about them and now the police are at my door

no one has perfected video advertising quite like Chinese shopping apps. Abstract blend of frightening, often surreal imagery and pure commercialism. 10/10

going oatcore, I'm porridge-pilled

do you realise I have literally tens of likes

I'm online to Goof Off and god help you if you stand in my way...

I've Distilled the process of looking for an apartment down into a 30-minute paid experience getting kicked repeatedly in the nuts by a bald fat white man

humidity's really a fantastic way to crush the human spirit

Unfortunately some of the more simple Nevadans have proclaimed the sphere their new god

I will support the WGA/SAG strike on the condition they hand Kimmel over for trial in the hague

hey man look what I just throated on threads

no followers so I'm free to use this as my journal, my own personal void to scream into.