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Founder @FlibbityFlam.com Nerd for MTG and D&D Full Stack Dev and Accessibility Specialist Use alt text. If I offend you then you probably don't understand sarcasm. Or you're dumb.
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Ok so is there a cocoa flavored milkshake? Can someone get on this please?

Reminds me of a GitHub billboard I saw that said something like "Our AI sucks because we trained it on YOUR code!"

If this isn't real imma be real mad!

Learning that the Fantastic Four production had a big rock named Jennifer they brought on every location shoot they had because it was the exact right shade and texture they wanted The Thing to be and thus was perfect lighting reference is so bizarrely charming She BETTER be in the credits

Chicken bacon ranch slaps

Signing Off… Good Night Y’all! 🐭

Hilarious!

Can anyone explain sportcoats to me? Like, why wear a suit jacket without the rest of the suit? I just don't get it. 🤷‍♂️

Jack and the Beanstalk is just a story about how awesome coffee is.

Anyone else's Fitbit not track all their steps? Like maybe 1/3 actually get logged.

"Whatever you do, do it really hard."

#TBH I still struggle with the fact that "it's" is not possessive.

TBH I'd probably replace my phone with a voice-controlled parrot 🦜 bot that could sit on my shoulder and talk to me.

For the first time ever, I looked for a send ⬆️ button on the Messages app on my MacBook.

Do y'all do this, or just burn it down and start from scratch? alt text for pic below: "How it feels when you're getting a new computer and have to move all your files." Pictured: all of the animals lined up for Noah's Ark.

Gonna pretend I'm in that episode of Twilight Zone where dude wakes up alone and just reads books. I don't wear glasses anymore so I should be fine. Also, I'm not sure which character I even am so if you can't find me then... 🤷‍♂️

😱 OH NO!!! 😱 The HORROR‼️ I was 6 days late updating FileZilla!

I think they should. I'm worried it's gonna end up like NFTs, where it gets so stupid it loses all potential value. Do it slow and get it right.

Should they dial it back? What do y'all think?

Y'all my notebook of things to use smart contracts for is getting full. Smart Contracts (NFTs) started (imo) the "what's the stupidest way we can use this tech" fad, but the practical applications really are endless. Once @flibbityflam.com is launched, I'm gonna move onto some other applications.

“Cars are simply too big. Seeing so many big cars traveling Japan’s narrow streets – that’s where this all began for me.”

oh no! i don't leave for work! I work from home! I'M DOOMED

This is on par with my experience. - It deletes .env files and replaces with templates, then complains it has no api keys. - it doesn't follow directions and writes functions that aren't needed. - it tries to build projects locally even if you tell it not to in .cursorrules

I must admit That I was wrong Oh, so wrong When I tried to pronounce ßiggelmäre

Not to brag, but I asked @katherinenesbitt.me to make me deviled eggs, and she did! ☺️ 🥰 😋

whycome the updates always tell you about the bug fixes but not the bug introductions

TIL example.com actually exists

They better leave my soup alone!

Hopefully it means that guy that used to charge celebs 200x over market value to score their pot is about to get paid again!

Grammar in England has been in a steady decline since 1983 when Boy George put five commas in front of Chameleon.

Wher doth a laughinge boat go to dock? A har har harbor

My photo album has a surprisingly high number of marked up screenshots from when I had to explain people's jobs to them. Jobs I don't do btw Like the time a notary didn't believe that a medical POA either needs a notary OR 2 witnesses. They wanted 2 witnesses before they'd come.

Looks like this years babies hatched. My porch is so squeaky right now.