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richcoco.bsky.social
President of DEI. Opinions are those of my employer. Former twitter. Chi ca go. bathed in blood
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Imagining a beautiful woman who invented the lightbulb ….

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Imagine earning six figures …. Imagine earning the smallest possible six figures

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Imagine a Ford Explorer rolling through your ribcage at the speed of light

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They put a dang hetero man in charge of the dang artillery

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Doing the coolest possible thing in the least cool possible setting

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If Hilary was in charge of the army none of this would have happened. 🔫🔫🔫🔫

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they put my dang wife in charge of the freakin Hoover dam

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Chicago but Ethel Cain lives here

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Chicago but you can piss in buckingham fountain

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already sent in my vote for 2028

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Talking to my friend from central Illinois about: piglet weaning 🐖

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They put Grok in charge of the federal beach that makes you old :(

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Imagine, if you will, a beautiful woman

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A lot of interesting replies here ..

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the tamale guy but instead of tamales he has antacids

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imagining a guy called “rupert grint”

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the great lakes republic now controls the holy see. we wait only on pritzker to take up the sword

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I always knew a Chicagoan would lead the Vatican - I just thought it was gonna be Brian Urlacher

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The pope has made ketchup on a hot dog a sin 😂 the pope has renamed it the Sears Tower 😂 the pope has canonized the Blues Brothers 😂 the pope has turned water into Malört 😂

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artisanal colonoscopy

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Charli XCX x PinkPantheress when

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Imagine if there was a pizza hog and you had to slaughter it to eat fresh pizza

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I’m like not even scared about the state of this country, .,,,…….,….,,,,,…….,,,,.,,…,,,,,…,,,, at all.

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I actually do be going on Bluesky. I’m like a Bluesky person now.

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Stop serving me the friday beers guys in the algorithm. I don’t follow any of them and I don’t find them funny. I always skip. Stop serving them to me.

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Happy Sigmamalentines Day

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me: *having 79 followers* I AM GOD *78 of them are porn bots*

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First they came for the TikTokers, and I did not protest, because I was not a TikToker…

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Ethel Cain should be the minimum, not an outlier

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Gonna quit my job and become a ninja turtle

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Twitter -> Bluesky TikTok -> Rednote SWIFT Int’l Payments Network -> ???

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Someone come collect your Darlene

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your d line doesn’t have to be the fastest guys on the field, it just has to be faster than their o line

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Respecting she/hers and she/theys in a crazy way

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Without spoiling, the last episode of Squid Game season 2 goes insanemode. The choreography is incredible and it’s the coolest way the season could’ve possibly ended.

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