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If you inherited a movie theatre, what’s your first double feature?

Happy to have all acts line up with Commitments style ‘Heroine kills’ banners if it means they drop the lucrative public vote that pays for all these lights #eurovision

This is a pile of wank #eurovision

You haven’t heard the last of…of…Nemo? #eurovision

Much rather hear this alpine horn than Celine Dion #eurovision

Results of the Highgate jury: Ukraine and Iceland 2, Netherlands 3, Lithuania, UK and Austria 6, Italy 7, Estonia and Finland 10, Switzerland 12 #eurovision

Could do with a Burundi drums ban for next year #eurovision

Netherlands have ripped off the theme to Juliet Bravo #eurovision

I’ll only accept these awful pop interludes in the #bafta awards if the #Brits get interrupted next year for ten minutes with Mark Rylance doing the To Be or Not to Be soliloquy and a French and Saunders skit.

Congratulations to Primark! As of yesterday they have now sold more knock-off Nirvana t-shirts than HMV sold Nevermind LPs.

Love that it took Dead or Alive 11 weeks to get into the top 40! #totp

Oh well… #safc

Oh, so you’re one of THOSE referees… #safc

Jeez, just worked out that we’ve scored only twice in nine games and both from Hume. We must also have the worst corner conversion rate in history. Utter rubbish. #safc

I was annoyed that I had a clash for the day of the playoffs final, but not now. No way in hell is this team getting to Wembley. They stopped playing weeks ago :( #safc

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

Looking at the way the fixtures fall tomorrow, there’s a pretty high chance of Preston going down…which would please me greatly after Porteous and friends’ fake injury hi-jinks and substitution nonsense against #safc a couple of months ago.

People watching the other game keep getting up collectively for some rhubarb by the sound of it. #snooker

I’ve heard John Virgo say “where’s that cue ball going?” more this year than I’ve seen century breaks! #snooker

Ref should have sent Vaulks off there. Remember Neil getting his marching orders for far less verbalising #safc