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submitted 9 hours ago • 93 comments

whenever i look away from the computer for a couple of hours lately israel has started launching missiles at iran or people have started doing political assassinations of dems. the lesson is obvious: i shouldnt stop looking at the computer

submitted 13 hours ago • 10 comments

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Bart Simpsón was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover sugar.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Wooden City across the street from the Aquarium was fantastic! Food was soooo good and mocktail soooo tasty! Definitely going back, definitely taking a date when the time comes

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

🚨The kids in larchmont are doing rage songs🚨

submitted 1 day ago • 231 comments

ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming. ME: is that true? ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.

submitted 1 day ago • 55 comments

god every single pronounced sentence in this is so beautiful. how flustered he sounds when he asks what sort of luxury he should have. larry king purring "private plaaaane." "DUCKtales"

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

favorite dumb comics thing is how some american guy doing too much coke in the 80s would invent a terrible superhero like "sandwich boy" as a joke and then some british guy doing too many sedatives in the 90s would be like "sandwich boy can create a 'reality sandwich' and is thus a living god"

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

As I have written many times, Hollywood is the most ruthless center of American capitalism you can imagine, where every TV show is a startup with a burn rate in the millions per week and SIX WEEKS to prove it can succeed. Until private equity moved in to pillage it, it was cold-bloodedly pragmatic.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

the year is 2029. i start my work day by logging into the authentication app and plugging a six digit code from my phone into the computer. after repeating this process 300 more times for every application and website i use, i am finally ready to get to work. it is now 5pm and time to go home

submitted 2 days ago • 33 comments

bluesky is the #1 app for introspection

submitted 2 days ago • 142 comments

i somehow only just now learned that Zohran Mamdani made a rap song and recorded a music video... AND ITS A BOP??!? youtu.be/iQVsVNPkPmE?...

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

M-I-C-K-E-Y-N-U-K-E

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i've been trying to see what the right wing platforms (even outside of X) are showing people regarding the protests in LA and i am not sure it can be overstated just how much the AI slop is being used to reinforce the idea that downtown is a post-apocalyptic war zone

submitted 3 days ago • 246 comments

the single skill with the greatest ROI for young men (or anyone really) to develop is basic cooking ability: -saves you money -improves your health -makes you more attractive

submitted 3 days ago • 26 comments

Been typing em and en dashes properly from 1994–2025—that’s thirty-one fucking years

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submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

“there are a few bad actors in LA” oh girl there’s more than a few

submitted 3 days ago • 56 comments

despite everything tumblr remains undefeated as a platform full of the funniest people online fyi

submitted 3 days ago • 14 comments

My favourite one like this is Don Henley getting Brian to autograph a copy of Pet Sounds. Brian signed it "thanks for all the great music" then thought for a second, crossed out "great", and wrote "good"

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

I'm not setting up a tripwire around my camp site to catch the Predator. Just kill me

submitted 3 days ago • 26 comments

if ABC had taken/kept an equity position in Twin Peaks, would Laura Palmer be a Disney Princess? (Illustration: Yufei Peng)

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

My parents may have done photos of the giant wooden ocean playset I built for my Pirate Lego sets. Matched the custom blue paint to the color of the baseplate and everything

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

How can I sleep with scenes like this in LA

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

chyron: LOS ANGELES DEATH INFERNO footage: pink power ranger throwing ass in a circle near some cops

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

@shellzncheez.bsky.social

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

hey hey tomorrow is the first Trivia Night for the new Wanderlinger at the Choo Choo!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky should run on what I call the “Run The Jewels” philosophy, where we create a space for everyone to talk about social problems and the deep pain of bigotry but it’s also fine 15 seconds later to see a post about Shark Tank or your dick being awarded a Michelin Star

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

and who is this with them? The Vulcan composer T’rri R’ley

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

AGI ≠ Artifical General Intelligence AGI = A Guy Inside

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

shel silverstein on the LLM, 1981

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

It is wild how much of right wing greivence culture is now just mom said you have to play with me

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

One more reason to hate Duke.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024

submitted 5 days ago • 110 comments

To Live and Die in LA is one of those movies where the amount and quality of talent is astounding but the movie is so… out there, extra, over the top, what have you. Like nothing I’ve ever seen before, but that’s not always a good thing.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment