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ricopic.one
Roboticist of psychoanalysis 📍 Olympia, WA http://ricopic.one
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Trump: Maybe we should make a deal with Iran? Netanyahu: No. Attack them. Trump: Yes sir.

What I have learned from the News the past few days: (1) If it looks like a cop, it might just be an assassin. (2) If it doesn't look like a cop, it might be a cop. Real ID for cops?

Olympia #nokings

Looking forward to states-rights republicans cheering for California getting control of its national guard back

2Pac’s “How Do You Want It” is a song about proper squat form

Loser president, loser lashings out

Wait did they just try to make Meta glasses cool by making them Transitions????

If we had a socialism we would be rooting on AI and robots as they take our jobs

I know it seems like way longer but he’s only been president for 5 days

Happy birthday to my girl 😍

Things seem bad but Barack Obama wants to meet me. So there’s that.

Me: Good evening. Old Siri: *Runs scene called Good Evening* New, intelligent Siri: Good evening, Rico.

red roses too

Every popular science article: Sensational Headline! Narrative that barely holds together and completely misrepresents the science. Disappointing conclusion pointing to the great mysteries of the universe. Ludicrous comment section where Science Enjoyer ridicules Science Skeptic.

I am so cool because I just use emoticon smileys instead of those pathetic emojis

Look I’m generally a pro-drug guy but not for Nazis, sorry

If Hegel was alive today would he write an article for the NYT called the “D/s Dialectic”?

Death, taxes, and the weekly happy hour email from my grad school listserv (from which I graduated 11 years ago)

the last of us watching this show am i right

LinkedIn notifications are like Joe Coworker commented “Right on” to Wing Daddy’s post and now you know this please don’t make fun of Joe in tomorrow’s standup

Kristen Stewart is the Kristen Stewart of Kristen Stewarts

My summer reading list is as follows: _Fugees Go to Paris_ by Wyclef Jean _Liberal My Ass_ by Bill Maher _Are We Doing This_ by Neil Gaiman

When I open my email what I really want to know is if a sound was played on my iPhone

America is clogging its sewers with wet wipes instead of adopting bidets because of course we are

The simple reason academic publishers haven't squashed Library Genesis (LibGen) is that without it we would demand a new academic publishing model

Real ID but for ICE agents

I just cleaned up and organized my iphone app icons for the first time I can recall. It might have fixed me.