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"Describe a favorite movie in the most misleading way possible." Day-drinking couple is annoyed by true-crime aficionados coming over.

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Fuck you Terminator: Dark Fate. You are too shit of a movie to have me feel feelings.

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I don’t have a personality. I have a bunch of trauma responses that have been kludged together to resemble a human face.

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This is how. Greta Thunberg spits fire and gives you the only media training you may ever need.

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Los Angeles 2025

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“I think the world needs a lot more angry women to be honest.” -Greta Thunberg

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LAPD out there like

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The body language says please translate but the translator says oh it's nothing. It's a stretch to make something of it, a yawn to bother with it, a reach to move over on it. Wait I'm getting something convertible "Are all monster movies this far removed from expressing their feelings suavely?"

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The Roses of Heliogabalus, by Lawrence Alma-Tadema (1888)

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The oldest continuous culture on the planet, and a colony thinks it has nothing to learn from us and treats us as less than.

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Despite her cheerful, open smile and guileless expression, Kelsey Dacey, 32, constantly daydreams about Satanic rituals, mutual masturbation and dragging her boss down a dark well by the ponytail.

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how did I get here?

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Got a new book!

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Some days you just gotta do a few sweet kung fu moves and carry on

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ROBOCOP (1987, Paul Verhoeven)

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100 %

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My favourite gag of the season

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Greatest insight from greater human interaction: pretty much everybody needs to wash their hands more

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Put in the Louvre

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Wanna put my tender Heart in a blender Also the rest of me Everything in the blender

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Paul Newman in, Cool Hand Luke (1967)

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So long, and thanks for all the fish.

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“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

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Sad as it is to say, the greatest consoling thought I have as we march towards a fascism is how unlikely it is to last not because people are brave, or moral, or prepared to combat it... but because it's expensive to maintain, and the man driving us to it couldn't even keep a fucking casino afloat.

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if Thunberg is brave enough to repeatedly put herself directly in harm’s way, then journalists can be brave enough to say that a civilian vessel was illegally seized in international waters, and its crew abducted

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I’m sure Israel’s reputation can handle the entire world watch them kidnap the little climate activist we watched grow into a courageous woman.

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Dream a thousand dreams

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If I had to have a theme song.

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but do you ever gaze up at the stars and feel wonder bro

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Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) Director: Tobe Hooper #filmsky 🎬 #movies 🎬 #cinema 🎬📽🎥🎞

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when i got married last month, i made a little joke in my wedding vows about how i fell in love the weekend i had to wash my hair with dish soap five times to get the pepper spray out of it. nobody laughed but hopefully they learned something - dawn really does cut through the oil in OC spray.

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Me watching the news about protests in LA

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Nike has cancelled fmr AOTY Grace Tame as a brand ambassador because of pro-Palestinian posts?! So, Nike opposes human rights and supports genocide?! Good to know. #IStandWithGrace #BoycottNike #RecognisePalestine #FreePalestine

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It sucks being the same age as old people

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Sunday sermon: there are more of you than them.

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It means not much at all, but they have my total support. Step ONE. A register of who invites these lobbyists into our Parliament House. In a democracy this should not be secret. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

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Welcome to America, where protesting illegal kidnappings without due process is an insurrection, but attacking the nation’s Capitol is not.

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#junesploitation 📽️ Day seven: Kung Fu! Finally caught up and doing another rewatch of Drunken Master II (1994) since it absolutely kicks so much ass. Jackie Chan plays Wong Fei-Hong, a drunken master caught up in a battle between loyalists and foreigners.

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having a whole life where I mean to say something relatable but instead I say something that warrants a wellness check

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See also: silk chiffon.

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The brilliant Judy Holliday died on June 7, 1965. Another great loss on this day. Watch her Oscar-winning performance in BORN YESTERDAY on #TCM later today.

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