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Monday

He did a rapture 🙏

Father’s Day is it, when is uncle’s day? Eh? EH?

Awww yis Jeebus, that’s the good stuff.

Some of you nerds have yet to catch all the Pokémon, and it shows.

Thanks for all the Father’s Day cards, but to be honest I don’t know most of you.

LSD comedown, our new kitchen has arrived. Need a spliff, loud Killing Joke and a change of blood.

#NowPlaying

Sunday

Follow my Insta or the bunny gets it.

I had a lovely nosh this morning, thanks for asking.

Saturday

It’s a girl!

Betty Swollocks.

Ken Dodd once called me a cunt.

Hard weather, says the old man. So may it be. Wrap me in the weathers of the earth, I will be hard and hard. My face will wash rain like the stones. - Cormac McCarthy, Suttree died on this day, 2023 #BookSky #CormacMcCarthy

Though I am old with wandering Through hollow lands and hilly lands, I will find out where she has gone, And kiss her lips and take her hands; And walk among long dappled grass, And pluck till time and times are done, The silver apples of the moon, The golden apples of the sun. - W.B. Yeats

Friday

Right about now NWA court is in full effect Judge Dre presiding in the case of NWA versus the police department.

How I take criticism

Thursday

Brokeback Fountain.

You don’t have to put on the red light.

Over to Rylan

Big titties shall be the death of me. But I will face the Angel of Death with my head unbowed and without fear.

Wednesday

Not my ex, she’s a virus.

without downloading any new pictures where are you at mentally

Used to be when I fancied a bath I’d take a book, a candle and a spliff in, now I spend 20 minutes gathering all my belongings and chucking them in the bathroom. I have three electric razors, do I look like a chap who has three electric razors?

Throwback to when I was a chef with desires.

See what’s in Russell’s @amoebamusic.bsky.social bag! 🎒🎶 ▶ youtu.be/9sJ0pu5MOCU