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rightbackatdrew.bsky.social
Atlantan by residence, Florida Man by history of jet ski incidents
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Cuatro leches? In this economy?

I’ll give you three weekly pods of me creating new nicknames for social movements and saying “man, that’s crazy” to anything any guest says. Heck, I’ll even do bonus episodes about donating to planned parenthood while on ayahuasca.

Was listening to this yelling “What’s in the box?!?!”

Started a sentence with “Well, on the bright side…” and then turned into vapor.

You’re in her DMs talking about your feelings. I’m at Home Goods squeezing all the decorative pillows trying to feel anything. We are not the same.

Really getting closer to The Running Man every day. I’m betting on Ben Richards.

Kids refuse to believe me that we had an earthquake this morning. Two say they felt nothing, one says I’m making it up and it was thunder but they must have missed the sound. Time to send these kids to work in the mines.

Folks, they're calling it the Kondo Economy - it's going to be beautiful. You'll only need one, maybe two dolls instead of thirty. Empty shelves at retailers...we've decluttered all the stores. The joy has been sparked like it's never been sparked before.

Nobody at youth soccer appreciated me screaming “COCAINE!!!!” after I blocked a shot during warm ups.

Phoenix Wright: Ace City Planner

Folks, they're calling it the Kondo Economy - it's going to be beautiful. You'll only need one, maybe two dolls instead of thirty. Empty shelves at retailers...we've decluttered all the stores. The joy has been sparked like it's never been sparked before.

The Golden Girls

Nature is healing.

Watched Conclave on my flight today. Research.

Too young.

My parents worked in education and I grew up with gay and trans friends in the family. They were treated the same as our straight and cis friends. My folks always emphasized that everyone was entitled to kindness and acceptance. I took that and ran with it.

Day five - entering the dome fight on behalf of Knoxville's Sun Sphere...for what is a sphere if not two domes balanced perfectly against one other? @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

No hole deep enough this dude could be thrown in to satisfy me.

Day three donation - waging a personal campaign to keep one alma mater ahead of the other. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

Day two to UVA in honor of my Dad: 10 bucks for the ten years it took him to finish undergrad (the man loved bourbon), and a dollar for each of the 48 football wins over those ten years. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

The president told a Central American dictator to build five more massive slave labor camps to hold US citizens.

One dollar plus fees for every year since Davidson has won a men's basketball game against Duke. I lose by betting on Davidson every year, but it only refuels my capacity for hating. @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

We're well past halfway down the slippery slope so many people assured me couldn't happen here.