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Dear Fibromyalgia, As one of many who is afflicted by your presence, I request that you step back, look at your “contributions” to the lives of others, and think really hard about your life choices. Bluntly put, we don’t need you like this. Please change. -From the bed of rik

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conversely butter can’t believe it’s you

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Them: how goes the job search, Ricky? Me:

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What’s the hardest part of shaving in the shower? No mirror, right? And even if you had one it would fog up! You know what doesn’t fog up? Eyeballs. Sharks, I’m asking for a three million dollar investment to get me in showers around America to tell people if they’re doing a good job shaving.

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I’m seeing a lot of people posting about how sick they are with a “summer flu” Main complaints? Fatigue, extremely sore throat, fever and loss of smell. It’s Covid. The Nimbus variant is here & appears to be more transmissible. It’s time to wear a respirator, clean the air & stay home when sick!

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As a fan, I would like to send Richard Ayoade friendly and appreciative vibes. From a respectful distance, of course.

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Didn’t poop in my pants when I stood up. I’m calling that my success for the day.

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I know the news is scary and the world is shit but I’m trying to maintain the ecstatic bliss Pippi must feel in this moment.

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New to Bluesky! I'm Desmond, I write cyberpunk and urban fantasy fiction about misfits finding their people. Currently serializing a story about a street tech and a rogue AI. Looking forward to connecting with other writers and readers here.

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become ungovernable

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Yesterday you came to me, Tomorrow you would leave. 17 years ago today I still sat and watched you breathe. <3

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Accidentally called it “Flowers for Alderaan” so now there’s a shrine in space somewhere far, far away where you jettison bouquets in memorandum of all the lives lost in that terrible war long, long ago.

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In a short 400 years we went from knowing we were the center of the universe to knowing that we are just one planet in one of billions of solar systems in our galaxy and our galaxy is one of billions of galaxies and I do think we haven't quite dealt with that...

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No more chaos, no more mystery - order and standarization at the grocery store at last #Smartypants

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"pHysIcs AnD aStRoNoMy hAvE NoT aDvaNcEd iN oVeR 75 YeArS" he types on an internet video he has streamed over WiFi, that he watched on his cellphone, a handheld device that has more computing power than it took to get to the moon, while the satellites in space let him calculate his location...

submitted 54 days ago • 32 comments

ATTENTION NATIVE ANIMATORS: A team is looking for animators (experienced in Unreal and Maya) to work on a HUGE game and they really want to give this opportunity to native talent!!! email portfolio to [email protected]

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Just realized what this reminded me of: the only Tweet I have saved on all my machines

submitted 53 days ago • 9 comments

Forget ChatGPT, I can also answer your questions but sometimes lie to you while wasting water and electricity.

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Yeah, okay, but a lil Tabaxi kid wearing fox ears and a tail around its own ears and tail

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This is the internet achieving its full potential

submitted 59 days ago • 9 comments

if you're under six feet tall girls won't even help you fashion a spear from a safety pin that you can use to defend your matchbox house from bugs

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I realized suddenly maybe I should share my learnings this week: If you used to get periods and then you stopped for a year or more (i.e., you're in menopause) and then your uterus suddenly sheds its lining again? GO SEE A DOCTOR it might be no big deal but odds are it's something regardless

submitted 73 days ago • 6 comments

It’s #InternationalBatAppreciationDay !!! We at The Graveyard Tapes would like to give a shout out to the lovely Casey Glover as our resident tech-loving bat-shifter, Savvy! They’re an amazing #VoiceActor and always a pleasure to work with. Thanks, Casey!!! #FunnyHolidays #audiodrama #podcast

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Hi.

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I haven’t done this in a while.. What part of the resumé do you put “desperate” in? Is that related skills?

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choose your fighter

submitted 75 days ago • 70 comments

If you're looking for some lighthearted mysteries full of magic and mischief, may I recommend my novella series From The Society of Jacks? Book 5 of 13 came out just a few days ago. www.amazon.com/dp/B0DNNPS3YH

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Did you eat and take your meds?

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No joke, we're halfway there! Salthaven West is raising funds for a new wildlife rehab clinic, and we can reach that goal with a little community people power. Give today at accessnowradio.ca #forthebirds #flatlanders

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Remember that one time when Avary Rice switched everyone's voices and Crowbrain sang a show tune?? Yeah... neither do we 😅 #WorldTheatreDay #FunnyHolidays #GD #TheGraveyardTapes #AudioDrama #podcast open.spotify.com/episode/0Zmw...

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Contrary to what a lot of us think, we are not the center of the universe. I am a US citizen and I approve this message.

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We propose that on this Spring Equinox, we focus on our oral health so that when the aliens abduct us (again), we can shout, “Allez-vous-en, perdants!” and kick their butts, thereby granting happiness to all. (Did we get everything??)

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