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chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
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while we're going hog wild with the speculation

until we know who that guy is, we're saying that the police are carrying out assassinations

happy saturday. we're doing the thing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rAW...

TIL that ‘The Departed’ was a remake of ‘Face/Off’

who in the jumping jack fuck is signing up to attend a protest

I have a joke about Tithonus but it hasn’t aged well

I have a joke about Hera I will never ever say out loud in case she’s listening

I have a joke about Herodotus but it’s mostly lies

I have a joke about Hector but it’s a drag

i have two jokes about ajax, one is real great, the other one not so much

i have a joke about the augean stables but it's real dirty

i have a joke about achilles but it's got a weak spot

i have a joke about mercury but you won't catch it

I have a joke about Zeus but it's over your head

Another Friday putting other verified accounts to shame by including alt text on all of our images.

-how did they get rich?- they’re either cheats or they come from a long line of cheats