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ripstash.bsky.social
Democracy and new wave synthpop is my bag, baby.
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Who did this? 😂

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

“Bombing for peace is like fucking for chastity.” - a bumper sticker I had in high school

Girls on instagram:

Dropping Latin phrases into conversations just to sound smart, is definitely my modus operandi.

Nurse: What would you like to name her? Sigourney Weaver's mom: Sigourney Weaver

I told you we’d be back

She’s amazing. youtu.be/J8wMNLaSNW4?...

Love this. youtu.be/hze0TD1hJDY?...

As a fun reminder, it was only 48 hours ago when Trump insisted Joe Biden was a robot.

Dear Mr. Musk, Please please please leak the Epstein files.

#morrissey #synthpop #robots

JFC what’s wrong with this goon.

Trump‘s “big beautiful bill” lowers the age of a “dependent child“ from 18 yrs old to seven yrs old. That means assistance programs designed to help children will no longer include 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13…year olds. So, a 7 year old in the 1st grade is not a dependent child? These people are SICK!

Hey Vlad, just release the pee tape already.

Dear Harvard, please leak Barron’s denied application.

In Tesla speak, admitting to being "a couple years behind" translates to "a decade, give or take."

A movie about growing up with a physical disability. youtu.be/W78TLcBBync?...

It’s really cool how the antichrist and the pope are both from United States. #USA

This is a spectacular display of incompetence.

\V/

AH MAZE ING

@alisonmoyet.bsky.social is a total fuckin LEGEND.

@alisonmoyet.bsky.social is about to come on.

LOL

new #synthpop premiering in 5 minutes youtu.be/QWdrCvQ6QLM?...

I get to see @alisonmoyet.bsky.social in Boston THIS SATURDAY. It too me 30 years, but I’m gonna get there!

It’s a fuckin cult.

@wearevillagers.bsky.social I accidentally heard becoming a jackal and now you might be my favorite band. My god, what a masterpiece.

So true.

Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:

I hope Elon makes another car commercial on the front lawn of the White House.

"We cannot give everyone a trial," says the president of these United States.