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The interview section on IHIP was weird, right? *Pushes forefinger into palm*

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This scoreboard dangles the carrot for QLD. Actual quote from the channel 9 commentary. NSW leads 18:6 and there’s 5 mins left. Magical thinking over there. #SOO

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Channel 9’s commentary has QLD on the brink of victory for State of Origin. NSW leads 14:6 with 15 to go though 🧐

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Rugby League commentary is hysterical. Commentator: Decisive tackle. The tackle: Tackle one, stock standard around the ankles. Decisive. Anyway, I watch it. So, here we are. #SOO

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In the ongoing battle of ‘People vs. AI’, I’m pleased to announced I was able to successfully select all the deer in this image.

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I wonder if Musk is tired of losing yet. SpaceX loses contact on 9th test. www.cbsnews.com/news/spacex-...

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The Libs and Nats reunite. The most tedious, tone-deaf on-again off-again situations in recent Australian political history. #auspol

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Cacaw 🐦

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The UN is putting a lot of pressure on Beyoncé here.

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When you have some green leaf on a Sunday and, nek minnit, you’re a finalist on RuPaul’s Drag Race.

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Karoline Leavitt looks like she picked up Trump’s suit from the floor and slapped it on 5 mins before this presser.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

How people told time in ancient times. #TGIF

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Kiwi ads are the best. New Zealand should probably run the world, it’d be more fun. Here’s proof (it’s a used car sales yard’s reel). Enjoy. www.instagram.com/reel/DJAgcAO...

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You’d think Apple Weather could work out the difference between, metres = m, versus minutes = min. Who runs this show? It looks like I need to find a dude called Noah and his son Ham out here right now.

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A marketing email I received from Visit NSW…TODAY. Interesting content decision given the torrential rain and flooding. This has to be an FU by the curator to their boss, or a desperately out of touch marketing team.

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Former Fed Greens MP for Brisbane launched an OnlyFans account to ‘stay on touch’ with his constituents per 7’s reporting (link below). He lost his seat after one term to Labor’s Madonna Jarrett. Labor hadn’t held that seat since 2010. So, that’s a thing. #auspol www.instagram.com/reel/DIfxRZu...

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

To the communities facing floods and extreme weather right now, you’re not alone. We’re working closely with local authorities and emergency services to make sure help is where it’s needed. Please stay up to date as conditions change, follow warnings, and look out for each other.

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Charles Kushner US ambassador to France? I guess Andrew Tate will be announced ambassador to Romania at this rate.

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I hope Netflix makes Sesame St free of charge and ad free when starts streaming. That’d be a really good PR move.

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Look, I’m no math wiz, but I’m fairly confident 28/93 isn’t one third… 🤔. Murdoch media will spin any type of sh*t for their beloveds. #auspol

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Bridget McKenzie looks like she’s about to announce the identity of a recently caught serial killer in today’s Nationals presser. #auspol

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

About the least surprising news after this election 👇. Breaking: “Nationals will break away from the Coalition.” #auspol The centre-right in Australia is screwed for a generation. Too bad, so sad 💅

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So, MAGA is upset about Biden having… *checks notes* cancer potentially while in office and they are… *checks notes again* outraged? Is that the story? For historical context, FDR had freaking polio for literally 20+ years… just saying. They all need to be sent to an empathy workshop.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

A really good clip from Noah Samsen. I’d recommend a watch and support if you can. youtu.be/YWSHZouzaIM?...

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Trump is filling up his library like it’s Fort Knox

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