Paramount, CA: Unlawful assembly declared. Los Angeles Sheriff's Department (LASD) riot squad has shown up in force, with their truck-mounted LRAD.

Col Sanders is obviously the leader with his military experience. My main attack strategy would be for the Jolly Green Giant to pick enemies up and drown them inside the Kool Aid Man. I think Ronald McDonald is a legit wizard, so he could probably summon Fry Guys or hurl molten apple pies at people.

Les is the real deal. Learned a lot from him.

That was definitely the one... Rogue Dungeon, I think.

Mine was when the entire first chapter of the book included Elon Musk fan fiction. This was well before all the current issues. It just came out of nowhere. One of the only audible books I've returned. I looked it up later and apparently there is a minor subplot where he becomes president.