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Washington by birth, State by the grace of God. My employer agrees with the good opinions.
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Mixing the ground beef for burgers tomorrow with my proprietary marinade and head banging to Pink Pony Club, as ya do.

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Neighbors are gunna hate when I fire a replica WSU ROTC cannon for each Coug touchdown at 4 a.m. local time.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I fell hard on ice skating when I was 11 in Sun Valley. The first person to check on me was Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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A terrifying escalation:

submitted 3 days ago • 103 comments

When that marine layer digs in for the morning after four days of heat

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If you've spent even 15 minutes with any AI tool, you'd know what a crock of bull this is.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Wow, Stephen Miller's wife moved on from Elon quick.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Edmonton now just throwing cheap shots because the penalties are immaterial and they know the league won't do anything about it. If the NHL actually wanted to prevent forceful, purposeful slashes or whatever, they'd levy some punishment.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Evander Kane playing dirty? Well I never.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

OH HELL YEAH WE GOT A LINE BRAWL

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The After Dark is almost back in its rightful home.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

"It's a banana, Michael."

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Go Beavs.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

MON DIEU

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The hockey is so, so good.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

... well Jesus, don't TELL THEM about it

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE. TO BE THE BAD MAN. TO BE THE SAD MAN. BEHIND BLUE EYES

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

/whispers Elon knows if those EV tax credits get rolled back, Tesla is absolutely and unbelievably cooked so he's gunna flail until he gets his way, even if it means taking the President of the United States with him.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

This is really and truly, and I don't say this lightly, pathetic. What an absolutely pathetic human being.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

OH MY GAWD. OH MY GAWD. THAT'S TERESA GOULD'S MUSIC

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

How do I tag Donald Trump on here to tell him to put a 2,000,000% tariff on podcast equipment?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

This is a grift by her, to be clear.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

It's that time of year, again.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Happy "Crash Reservation Servers For Father's Day Tee Times Night" to you and yours, however you celebrate.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Shaq and Kenny dropping f-bombs to make TNT pay the fine, I respect the hell outta that.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

It's my firm belief that we, as a country, would heal all divisions if we simply brought back this theme song for college football.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Hard to think of something more Seattle In 2025 than a Cybertruck someone has to park on a busy street because they bought one despite it being too big for their condo garage.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

How lucky are we to live in a place like this?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Rogue One has some cornier writing than I remember but goodness, is it fabulous after you finish Andor.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Referee in the Sounders match is letting them play, but also not letting them play, and also calling offside on his own, and also blowing the whistle with a corner kick in the air and then ordering a re-take? Hope he's not trying to grade up from this one!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Apropos of nothing, why did Microsoft come up with the creepiest possible screen to know you could turn off your desktop back in the day?

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment