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robertbalkovich.bsky.social
Sr. Lead Editor at Explore, former Lonely Planet guidebook writer, prolific and unremarked on fiction writer
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if I could change one single event in human history it would be giving Naomi Watts an Oscar nomination for Mulholland Drive

TGIF

"Help Me" by Joni Mitchell = one of the top 10 bridges in the history of pop music

Tina Wesson is a highkey GOATed Survivor winner

I do think one of the major ways we can prevent the mess we're currently in from happening again is major senatorial reform.

I love putting on a cunty little outfit to go walk around the small town in rural Oregon I live in

Let’s remember a hero:

This would be true if we didn't live in the reality we are currently in. Clinging to norms and fundamentals is not going to save us -- it is going to leave us like sitting ducks for the right to deploy their own lawfare against. Get in the fight or step aside.

The devil works hard, but...

One thing I'm NOT ever going to do going forward is give one cent of my money to a candidate for higher office who is not explicitly in favor of massive court reform.

“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?” “sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”

Trans Sharia would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

The idea that Cuomo would be more competitive in a general election against the incumbent and the official Dem party nominee and the official GOP nominee is absurd.

No, every person who so much as forwarded emails in relation to this deal needs to be punished and made an example of.

goddamn

Voters: can you pay 50 cents more in taxes to pay for vegetables for children and agree not to defraud the elderly on their electrical bills Wall Street Guy: OH LIKE THE KILLING FIELDS?!?! LIKE THE KHMER ROUGE?!?!

Related to this: I'm seeing lots of anti-Mamdani center-left people reflexively saying "He can't win in the general because Dem voters won't back a socialist" as though Mamdani didn't just pull off a decisive win in a Democratic primary

Mamdani winning decisively in the 1st round making the old guard line up to bend the knee

A perfect illustration of how her "politics" are entirely inauthentic and self-centered. 10/10, no notes.

I have so much NYC nostalgia right now goddamn

Lander deserves a ton of respect for his willingness to subordinate his desires to blow up a genuinely evil man's campaign.

our plans are measured in centuries

don't let the door hit your ass on your way back to Connecticut, loser 🖕

Barbra Streisand pours herself a cocktail, chuckling to herself.

"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

The reason they are all so afraid of this is because that means it's time to show your work and they know they've just been sitting at their desks doodling.

Until about 30 minutes ago my realistic wishcast result for the NYC mayoral primary was Mamdani eeking out a win in the final round. Him clobbering Cuomo in round 1 before RCV even kicks in was not even on my radar. I do think this is an AOC 2018 level impact.

EAT SHIT, ANDREW CUOMO

ahh, well, pobody's nerfect!

“ok and what do you expect dems to do” well first of all I’d like a statement directed towards law enforcement agencies reminding them that dems will be in power one day, there will be investigations and “just following orders” isnt a legal defense

Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet

Sylvia Plath, always relatable

Since we're discussing these are MY personal top 10 movies of the 21st century thus far: Mulholland Dr. (2001) Marie Antoinette (2006) The Prestige (2006) I Am Love (2009) Bridesmaids (2011) Under the Skin (2013) Aquarius (2015) Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) The Handmaiden (2016) Nope (2022)