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robertmaction.bsky.social
hominid, comedian, nonbillionaire
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It's like everything he touches turns to gold, but the exact opposite. He's got the Midas Crutch.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Here's my #pope name. And I'll be standupping in #Chicago if you like #jokes.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

#Taxes and other fun.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Get some #laughs today. You need it.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

This just in.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

#Putin doesn't need #Ukraine.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Today is Victor Hugo's birthday. He once told me: Men hate those to whom they have to lie. –Victor Hugo

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Join my #MAFIA. I'm live-streaming at 3pm EST. robertmac.com/VF

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

I found some affordable #eggs! #faberge #onlyIcanfixit #thefixison

submitted 84 days ago • 2 comments

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Make Gulf of America Gulf of Mexico Again

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

Been in Canada all week. #coldshoulder

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

If you're a new follower and want to see some upcoming live #comedy shows, here you go. #smartjokesforsmartfolks

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

The #anti-nazi posts have struck a nerve! #democracy #comedy

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Didn't expect the #Nazi thing to be so soon. #democracy

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

It's official.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

He might not be a jailbird, but he's still a lame duck.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

David #Bowie was born January 8 and died January 10 (not the same year, doy).

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

#standup #comedy #standupcomedy #Panama #panamacanal

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Please support a starving artist. #standup #comedy #standupcomedy

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

Why I'm NOT making resolutions.

submitted 138 days ago • 1 comment

Worst (nonpolitical) joke of the year.

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

Last in the series of Flawed Presidents—collect all 3!

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

#standup #comedy #standupcomedy Another flawed president.

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Nation of flaws. #standup #comedy #standupcomedy

submitted 154 days ago • 1 comment

Proceeds from this "The Future is Female" sticker go to my daughter's college fund. Support if you can. : )

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

#Democracy, while supplies last. #comedy

submitted 159 days ago • 2 comments

This will cure your insomnia! #standup #comedy #standupcomedy

submitted 159 days ago • 1 comment

Thanks for the cheap produce, Trader Joe's! #pricegouging #groceryshopping #nobrainer

submitted 160 days ago • 1 comment

If you can't make my Virtually Funny livestream today (discussing healthcare, God's corndogs, moving to a new planet, and much more) you can see me live tomorrow in lovely Frederick, MD. #DC adjacent

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments