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Historian of early America and bits of Britain. Apostate southerner. Yells about maps, St. Louis, and higher ed.
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Casually mention that my kid is interested in percussion and everyone here immediately asks “Ooh, battery or front ensemble?” and man my paltry two years on a Virginia trumpet line were not enough preparation for Midwestern marching band culture.

Being a historian is to have at the ready a full spectrum of social, economic, cultural methodologies to use in combination to explain the cross-pressures behind human choice and then find a document where someone says “Gentlemen? Let’s be evil. Let’s just be evil.”

So sad when an elder is murdered by their progeny.

Still 90% sure Trump thinks tariffs are fees that countries pay the president for the right to trade within the US.

RIP to one of my favorite fun facts.

“We’re running this university like a business” “Great, so we can interview candidates until the position is filled?” “Ha, no, not like that.”

Political instability, pandemics, inflation, economic stagnation, an emboldened plutocracy, housing crisis, generational disillusionment… Yeah, maybe this is all the end of capitalism or maybe it’s the exact same pattern we typically see when nations end a long and expensive war.

Just two high-profile media figures, talking to each other about how none of this is their fault.

Moving day and the kid and I packed the Honda like we’re a 2010s indie duo hitting the road for a ten-city swing.

If you really want to stymie your movers, get yourself one of these. #🗃️ #C18th

Grateful to “Andor” for the reminder that there will always be a threat of fascism so long as veteran British character actors exist.

You’ll know white people have truly abandoned Christianity only when Guitar Center goes out of business and not a moment sooner.

Um, did I just turn left at a tornado?

“Just one more. Just one more app to promote student retention by gamifying the college experience,” panted the desperate college administrator. “Just one more and then I can quit. Please.”

Ok now that we have an Illinois pope, we need his commentary on this:

Somewhere, Rod Blagojevich is feverishly working all the angles here.

The Chicago-St. Louis rivalry could take on a whole new schismatic edge now, just saying.

Everything about this packaging label is a goddamn delight.

The average American has three friends.

Just spent an hour procrastinating on a task I already finished, so win-win

Folks, it’s May 1. If you don’t already have your garden in, you’re eating preservatives this winter. And even if you do, you’re still probably eating preservatives this winter.

Nah, we’ll just crib it from a moderately well circulating newspaper essay, same as we always do, and then we’ll get down to our real business of arguing a) when it began b) if it ended and c) whether it existed at all. #/🗃️

With a cover and a listing on Amazon, it's official. ETHANOL: A HEMISPHERIC HISTORY FOR THE FUTURE OF BIOFUELS will be published in October by the University of Oklahoma Press. Pre-orders now available! www.amazon.com/Ethanol-Hemi... 🗃️ 💡🔌🌽🇧🇷

Jfc, people, just read the first five pages of Braudel’s “The Mediterranean” like everybody else and come back tomorrow if that doesn’t answer enough of your questions about individual agency vs. structural forces.

The nihilistic end point of Rufo/white nationalism’s whole project is freeing white people from all constraints, even those of personal morality or ethics.