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robertshiple.bsky.social
bike courier/graphic artist/idiot game dev/court jester for hire
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After 18 months of gestation, Godot and SwiftUI had a baby! Xogot is out now on the AppStore: blog.la-terminal.net/xogot-godot-... AppStore: apps.apple.com/us/app/xogot...

submitted 26 days ago • 14 comments

you are not “doing your own research.” you are not running rct’s. you are not even doing a literature review. you are looking at stuff online

submitted 32 days ago • 20 comments

if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you

submitted 35 days ago • 203 comments

If you’re reading a New York Times piece and you see a portrait of a normal person just sitting on a bed starkly lit you know you’re going to learn about something incomprehensibly evil like a company dumping forever chemicals into baby formula.

submitted 37 days ago • 13 comments

if the hardcore band looks like this you are going to die in the pit

submitted 39 days ago • 108 comments

“If I stuck my dick in an electrical socket would it hurt really really bad???”

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

submitted 39 days ago • 165 comments

every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again

submitted 38 days ago • 110 comments

“They made dog made of all bones” no they didn’t. Dogs have 5 or 6 bones at the most

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

They don’t make ass-less chaps for guys like me. The best we get are those cargo pants that zip off into shorts

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Started eating the drywall right off the bone again so they’re threatening to bring me out back and put my down like they did to Kermit the Frog

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Got a huge bruise on my ass and I just keep pointing at it and saying “we have the blue man group at home”

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Getting exorcised like a demon after I ate enough Red 40 to rearrange my RNA

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

i work at the factory that makes resealable snack pouches making sure the “tear here” label is too high above the ziploc thing when you rip it off. every day i leave work i get shot at in the parking lot by a half dozen guys wearing shirts tucked into jean shorts

submitted 48 days ago • 54 comments

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

submitted 54 days ago • 78 comments

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

3d printed a gun based on ai-generated plans so i can protect my ungrateful family who keep insisting that a gun’s barrels should all point in the same direction and also that they aren’t my family

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

yah....I listen to music

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

submitted 105 days ago • 35 comments

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck this rain!

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

sorry for all the noise; hubby just learned about sex so he's been down in the basement all weekend shooting a gun at the floor

submitted 84 days ago • 4 comments

Yes. If DHS can barge in, say your visa was revoked, be told you have a green card, say it's revoked too, and then disappear you so that neither your lawyer nor your family can find you, then all the guardrails are gone. There is no policy, practice, or law protecting anyone.

submitted 84 days ago • 247 comments

My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit

submitted 108 days ago • 890 comments

not the kind of person who freaks out when i see a bug unless it's a really famous one, like a ant

submitted 644 days ago • 0 comments

government being destroyed by people that participated in the rick and morty sauce freakout

submitted 113 days ago • 38 comments

you should have to eat the last president before you get inaugurated

submitted 314 days ago • 6 comments

people will speak about a game they played as a kid with the same reverence that they might a great song or novel, about how it engrossed them totally and completely. They may even tear up talking about it. and then you ask what game it was and it was Spongebob battle for bikini bottom

submitted 122 days ago • 157 comments

The bicycle boys

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Bro caught me acting strange (smiling)

submitted 124 days ago • 1 comment

euthanize me like your French girls

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

low carb bread is a fun preview of what the rations will be like when we're in the penal space mining colonies

submitted 126 days ago • 23 comments

her HUSBAND is DEAD and she just wants SEX

submitted 131 days ago • 117 comments

can we connect RedNote directly to the War Thunder forums to more efficiently transfer classified information

submitted 138 days ago • 27 comments

Hell yah I’d like to see a movie with 30-50 women in it

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Going outside, arguing with god, staring straight into the sun, an average Sunday

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Dr. Phil is a malevolent show pony with a violent disregard for the unemployed. In this essay I will once and for all prove that my Wellbutrin prescription is doing what it's up[posed to.

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

in the club combining rare earth minerals. We're making alloys like you've never seen. These hoes are the best in STEM

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

The pornification that it takes to make someone’s mind like this is currently immeasurable with modern tools

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

*running down the street trying to catch a cab, squeezing a baked potato straight out of the skin into my mouth like gogurt*

submitted 170 days ago • 56 comments

38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.

submitted 173 days ago • 301 comments