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robertus.bsky.social
Copy editor ordinaire, he/him, hockey official, hobby medievalist, sometime writer of words in a sequence, New Yorker in Maryland, sublime dot idealist at the gee mail.
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you guyssssss

submitted 3 hours ago • 11 comments

I like to believe that somewhere out there in the Star Wars universe, there is a creature that is top-half droid and bottom-half Darth Maul's legs.

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submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

i need y’all to know i turned around, stopped in an empty lot, and then got *out* of my car to document this roadside heresiology. research. 😎

submitted 1 day ago • 97 comments

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

When Sonic is about to land on a spike

submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 41 comments

JD Vance has been dunked on by consecutive Popes, a feat of loserdom seldom seen since the Middle Ages

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

don't Edit your copy people fire ors ,

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

submitted 1 day ago • 640 comments

Any other day, I'd maybe take this as a sign I was having a stroke, but the question that just crossed my mind is "to whom is Big Balls loyal?"

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The Pittsburgh Steelers seeing everything going on and being like “announce it! Announce it now! No one will even notice we’re doing something stupid!”

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

Today is like

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

there are decades where no posting happens, there are weeks where years of posting happens

submitted 1 day ago • 33 comments

funny how this, precisely this, happens to 100% of people who do business with either of those assholes

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

I finally did some pride art, 🏳️‍⚧️ 🧱

submitted 1 day ago • 33 comments

Honestly the best encapsulation of centrism is that “if we get that person everyone hates to support us we will be popular”

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

It's okay to just eat some ingredients without combining them into a meal! Sometimes a meal is fruit from a can and a fistfull of deli meat.

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

I needed to hear this today and I’m guessing someone else does too: If you’re having trouble eating (for any reason) some food is better than no food. Cereal, half of a pb&j, baby carrots and ranch, ice cream - any of those is better than no food.

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

This, but for writing generally

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works

submitted 2 days ago • 132 comments

no more posting about any of those “writing routines of famous writers” unless it’s Edmund White’s

submitted 2 days ago • 61 comments

happy anniversary to one of my favourite stories

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

Currently my favorite distraction on TikTok is this man who is CLEARLY in like, THE BEST shape, finding things that other athletes can do (and often the things they're doing are typically femme) and seeing if he also can do that With the "assistance" of the best dog named Dootie I love this

submitted 2 days ago • 136 comments