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NOM NOM NOM The FO that comes after the FA.
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I find this very handy in identifying faces to eat.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

"Fellow Floridian!" Looks like I won't have as much competition from the wolves down there when it comes to face eating.

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

What is Venezuelan cuisine like? I will let you know.

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

Dude can't even stop the war between me and my waistline.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

This dude won't need his face, because it's pretty obvious he won't ever be seeing his wife again, anyway. www.newsweek.com/trump-voter-...

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

She'd be better off asking me for help. At least it would be short and sweet.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Those bootstraps aren't going to make that three-hour drive any shorter. Maybe I'll prowl that route and offer to give people a lift.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

The only person you're going to be getting a call from is yours truly, Thelma.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

You're barely eating? Babe, I'm turning into a lardass with all the faces I'm chowing down on.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Fun fact: Stupid faces taste the same as regular faces. “I was a Trump supporter,” he said on Wednesday. “I voted for Trump last election, but, because I thought it was going to be like ... against criminals, not every Hispanic, Spanish-lookalike.” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

"This will push me and other people like me out!" Newsflash, dude: You were never in. They just needed you to vote the right way. Your usefulness is done. I, however, have a use for that tasty face of yours...

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Three-time Trump voters have especially tender faces. It must be the years of stupidity. www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

Manassas... makes me wonder how this dude's face would go with molasses?

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Camouflaging yourself among faces that aren't getting eaten is a clever move.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Look on the bright side, buddy - nobody's buying a car from a man with no face anyway. Nom nom nom

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Not sure this really counts as voting for the Party, but we all know a good ketamine-laced face would be a real rush.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Darn it, I was looking forward to using that gold Century 21 jacket as a napkin.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

"Roll" is what I am gonna have to do after eating all these Trump-voters faces.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

This may be the tastiest-looking face I have ever seen.

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

I feel bad for this dude, so I will contribute $0.25 in return for his face, which I will then eat.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

I swear these people are so oblivious that I'm not even sure they would notice me eating their faces.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Lost your Federal contract??? What are you, some kind of socialist? Shouldn't you be getting your business from the "free market?" Look at me, I don't have any government contracts, but I'm cleaning up these days!

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

To be fair, he's on the side of both billionaires AND leopards.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Narrator: "They were a fucking line item." Nom nom nom

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

"I thought you were for us regular people." I swear I'm doing these idiots a favor by eating their faces.

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

Babe, you voted three times to get your face eaten. What did you think would happen?

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Would I get the Nobel Peace Prize if I ate this dude's face? I think it would be warranted.

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

If we had better public transit, I would ride the rails to go eat their faces. www.nj.com/politics/202...

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

I can understand their buyers' remorse, but I'm eating better than ever. archive.ph/qK9d6

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

I'll get to these faces Sooner or later.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly I'm not sure eating Kari Lake's face would be good for my health, but I'll take one for the team. www.politicalflare.com/2025/02/kari...

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Why would a sex trafficker side with sex traffickers??? Is face trafficking a thing?

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

I'll be stopping by the open house.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

You voted three times for me to eat your face. I'm getting there as fast as I can, lady! I'm pretty booked up these days, but I'm coming!

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Thanks to idiots like this, I will never need SNAP. Which is good, since it won't exist.

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

Lady, you voted for both this and for the privilege of having me snack on your face. Nom nom nom

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

No, you're a bad person for being an idiot, but look on the bright side - you're keeping we leopards well-fed.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

"I love Trump but now we're way understaffed!" Well, I love faces, and I'll be snacking in your neighborhood soon.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

I have a slight preference for eating this dude's face.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Will eating this face make me stupid as well? archive.is/2025.02.27-1...

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

I did Nazi that coming.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Glorious Leader has taken the food out of a lot of people's mouths, but damn he's keeping me well fed.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Ken, I have an available appointment a week from Thursday at 10:30 AM. Will that work for you?

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

Oklahoma voted for Trump at 66%, so that works out to about 400 faces. (I'm not bad at math for a leopard.)

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder if West Virginia faces taste vaguely of coal dust? Fun fact though: for all the catering to coal miners in every election, there are more Target employees than coal miners in the US.

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

Flooded faces in West Virginia = soup?

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Fun fact: the taste of the faces of the disabled is indistinguishable from the taste of other faces.

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

FAFO, IRS. I'll be visiting you soon. Nom nom nom

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

He's starting to figure it out - but not in time to keep me from eating his face.

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

I think I just spotted my next meal: "He voted for Trump in November, impressed by his vows to bolster the economy and slow immigration across the southern border. “If I had known that this was going to happen,” he said, “I wouldn't have voted for him.” www.bridgemi.com/michigan-env...

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments