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If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.

submitted 8 days ago • 1645 comments

I am mad about the state of internet discourse, but mostly because TikTok told me that I could make protien pancakes out of cottage cheese, and I did, and they were god damn nasty.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Jelly says Happy Caturday!

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I think it's neat there are two wolves inside of you. Unfortunately inside me there are an uncountable number of possums. They say things like "dril is the Emily Dickinson of our time" or "slap bracelets taught you beauty is suffering"

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

I remember Literary Twitter being super anti-first person and anti-second person. I got anxiety every time I read those critical tweets cause my hacky ass loves first person. Moral of the story, write what you want and keep practicing.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Everyday night I scroll IG. Every night I get to the weird stuff. Every night I will tell you an abstract horror story with images from my journey. This is night #1.

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

Black stool? Flip a coin. Heads you're dying from bleeding internally and must go to the ER. Tails you drank Pepto, go back to sleep.

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i don’t understand when my fellow thirtysomethings panic about no longer understanding what the kids like and how they dress. the most perfect serenity ever devised by man or heaven is within reach and you’re pushing it away with both hands

submitted 45 days ago • 137 comments

Even people who don't like Trump believe stupid shit. This site is getting as dumb as Twitter.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

idk i’d probably act weird and embarrassing in space too

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

How does 1 school even get 2 billion in grants? That's crazy.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

So we beat off, balls against the butt, borne back ceaselessly into the ass

submitted 79 days ago • 2 comments

Who are the five writers that made you: Ann M. Martin L.M. Montgomery Emily Dickinson Sylvia Plath Sally Rooney

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

I really didn't expect life to be this stupid.

submitted 108 days ago • 20 comments

BlueSky needs some new jokes about Republicans. Yeah, Canada is an apt above a meth lab. Got it. What else?

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submitted 111 days ago • 153 comments

All this business I am reading about social security is nonsense. My mom died on 2/18. My dad got a letter yesterday informing him her benefits were ending and he had to repay the February payment because they don’t give a payment in the month someone dies. They know where every dollar is.

submitted 117 days ago • 598 comments

They should make it to where if I'm at the gym, no one else is.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

All shirts should be reversible.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

WHERE WILL YOU BE IN 4 DAYS? Stand Up for Science with us on March 7th, in DC & Nationwide! ☀️🌎🧪

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

I imagine a world where an extraterrestrial finds the floating corpse of a human in space and cries out,"How beautiful! They wanted to see the liminal space between dimensions!"

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I just read a Tiktok comment where someone claims they figured out they were an empath when they watched the scene where Dumbo's mom rocks him with her trunk while locked up in chains. Oh, you felt emotions during the saddest thing I've ever seen on television? Wow! So weird!

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I bought myself flowers.

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

"Efficency"

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I cringe every time I hear a girl in a TikTok ad talk about a dress, and she says "AND it has pockets."

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