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robofail.bsky.social
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Slap fighting, but it's all pirates

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

The band Coldplay got their name from necrophilia

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Mr beast looks like a ventriloquist doll haunted by the ghost of a dead Victorian era child

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

my verdict on the Leafs' deadline is that it is Pretty Good. if you're worried they gave up too much in futures, remember that the window is in the next few years, and that by 2028 we'll all be fighting in the Etobicoke Liberation Army anyway

submitted 78 days ago • 11 comments

I can't wait for democrats to really take a stand and help the populace by putting on dashikis and kneel in parliament or something

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

We need to figure out a way for one particular historical event to happen. A lot of historical events are happening now, but not the one I have in mind. This one would be of great interest to most people I think.

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This moment easily rivals the game 7's and Zamboni driver clips. Please show @stevedangle20.bsky.social and @sdpnsports.bsky.social some love with a follow

submitted 93 days ago • 13 comments

Me: ....so basically the entire premise of the black parade is child abuse, that is too much responsibility for a child." My wife: please leave the auditorium, this is our daughter's play.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

submitted 95 days ago • 493 comments

"So long, suckers," I sobbed. The suckers were my dearest friends. I'd miss them terribly

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

Today is Abraham Lincoln's birthday. Had he lived, today Abraham would be 216 years old and 95 feet tall.

submitted 101 days ago • 36 comments

My conversion therapy dog idea was met with open hostility, so much for the tolerant left

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

I've made $6k because I walked through an american neighbourhood wearing a shirt that said "wallet inspector"

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.

submitted 124 days ago • 899 comments

Nazis: "that's a nazi salute" Historians: "that's a nazi salute" Average person: "that's a nazi salute" The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

submitted 124 days ago • 826 comments

hey man it's me, some dude who doesn't follow you. i saw your post and im pretty sure i recognized some of the words in it, would you like to spend the next two hours arguing with me about some stuff i made up

submitted 668 days ago • 91 comments

No light, no tunnel.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

SLEEP LIKE NO ONES WATCHING

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

What if it turned out Donald Trump was also...A GHOOOOOOOST!

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

2025! This is it! The year I finally find and devour god

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

Isn't Facebook just ads and sponsored posts? Who cares about fact checking that, I haven't seen a post by an actual human in years

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

In terms of body composition, I think I'm at my most delicious

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

[hands corn maze guy $50] make sure I never come out

submitted 583 days ago • 24 comments

Movie exec: people aren't going to movies anymore, we need something jaw dropping! Producer: best I can do is a musical where Robbie Williams is a monkey

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

happy new year i hope the next one brings [redacted] to [redacted]

submitted 144 days ago • 49 comments