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This is the sixth conference final game of the 2025 Stanley Cup Playoffs and the fifth in which a team has scored at least five goals in a victory. Every game has had at least a margin of victory of three goals.

Outside of Vegas, all of these teams sucked for long stretches. All of them have signed as many bad contracts as good ones. They've scouted and developed well in recent years, made agresseive moves and happen to be in parallel windows. Don't excuse your own teams' failures to develop a pipeline

Why doesn't every team just get a Connor McDavid? Are they stupid?

Since Matthews joined the league (9 seasons) Avalanche: Rounds won 8, 1 cup, Missed playoffs 1 Jets: Rounds won 4, Missed playoffs 2 Edmonton: Rounds won 9 (so far), Missed playoffs 2 Florida: Rounds won 9, Missed playoffs 3 Toronto: Rounds won 2, Missed playoffs 0 Take from this what you will

Tulsky's a very smart guy and i think Carolina is in a fine position but there's a weird level of reverence given to a team that gets annihilated each time it runs into a serious playoff opponent

turns out bullies are unpleasant to be around when things are going well for them

Watching the panthers just fucking steamroll the Canes

Alright, the Leafs were way better than this.

LOL The Hurricanes are being demolished. Florida looks unbeatable apparently.

Florida, man....

at some point someone is going to do something really bad to a panthers player as retribution (Bertuzzi on Moore level) and the league is going to be “no one could see this coming or have prevented it”

Pedro Pascal proves that sometimes the most masculine thing to do is to be vocally and unflinchingly supportive of vulnerable people.

Generative AI sucks. And not just because its taking people’s jobs (although that also sucks) but because it genuinely makes your product look like shit. It shows you either dont care… or genuinely don’t know what a good product is. Your product deserves better. Good luck and go practice

#UK #JKR In what comes as a surprise to nobody, JK Rowling has embarked on her next phase of her path to radicalization. She now also offers to fund legal cases - provided applicants meet certain criteria. jkrwf.org?fbclid=IwQ0x...

If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”

I find it funny how many analytically inclined Leafs fans are going off on the Carlo addition as if he was abominable after his arrival. They were trying to acquire a defensively inclined RHD security blanket for Morgan Rielly, that could also kill penalties. He is exactly that.

Never take seriously those who ridicule low income people for having a smartphone or laptop. “If they’re so poor how did they buy an iPhone???” Because they’re trying to escape poverty, not the 1700s, genius. If you think basic tech access is unnecessary or a luxury, survive a month without it.

Consider learning an instrument, badly. Bad habits become engrained, movement is inefficient and slow, and it takes a *lot* of time and effort to unlearn those engrained bad habits.

We should burn one hundred trillion cubic feet of natural gas to see if that changes anything though

Listening to Doug MacLean go on about how much better FLA's blue line is because they constructed it better because the Core 4 prevented Toronto from being competitive. Florida's top 8 Defenders have a combined cap hit of $26.32 M this year. Toronto's top 8 D have a combined cap hit of $24.58 M.

btw if you dont know, his agent is Darren Ferris. The amount of media members saying he should making AT LEAST 10M between the cup final and July 1st is going to be HILARIOUS

Sam Bennett is the most overrated player in the NHL and second place miles behind. He sits behind Sasha Barkov and plays with Matthew Tkachuk and Carter Verhaeghe. Good luck getting him to replicate that success in any other environment.

I would love to know if Treliving will eventually have a presser.

I'm not sure exactly what people are expecting out of the Canadian government but you can simultaneously protect Canadian interests while not publicly telling trump to fuck himself every day. Like if you have a crazy neighbor, do you make a point of giving them the finger every time you see them?

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This is really interesting! This is the longest-distance remote software update ever done in human history lol. Voyager is currently 25 billion kilometers or 167.34 AU away from Earth!

LoL. Leafs fans know what this looks like.

I’ll tell you the Leafs definitely don’t need a guy like Bennett.

Man, watching the Panthers and Canes really makes me think if the Leafs had just pulled out one extra win--[my couch explodes with such specific force that it propels me through my window and upwards. I shoot through clouds. I exit the stratosphere. I am spinning in the still, dark silence of space]

We took these fuckers to 7 and outplayed them in 4. Jeeze Louise maybe we WEREN’T that bad.