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"I don't want to to your picnic. I hate the outdoors. Just send me some food". "Oh, but the whole idea is to get out and relax". "I cam relax in a bar with a beer and not get sunburned or eaten alive by mosquitoes. You're failing to sell me on the idea."

I would like to live in a country that isn't under the constant threat of being torn completely down every few years.

For an action movie, Mission Impossible has an awful lot of talkie talkie.

I was told once, "by not eating at restaurants, you're missing out on an important experience" Yeah, because I really need to know what it's like to go somewhere I don't want to be and blow $80 on a steak that I could have made myself for $10.

Barring a miracle, the Rangers season will end today. They effectively quit on their coach and each other.

youtu.be/zBMGovfHccI?...

Nothing sets off my OCD more than a partially peeled Rubiks cube.

It's becoming clear that the majority of people who are against the Dept. of Education have no idea what it actually does.

So far, Daredevil is the male version of She-Hulk. There's one well directed fight scene, and it's feelings in hallways, feelings in bars, feelings while drinking coffee. Lawyer show! Ugh...

Anyone else the least bit amused the incoming German chancellor is named Fred Merz?

Shut the fuck up with your "craft beer" bullshit. Pour a Carlsberg or a Fullers in a glass, and give it to me. I don't want to hear any stories about how every beer in your words "tells a story." The stories you tell about beer the ones others tell because you don't remember what happened.

You're not fooling anyone, and this isn't California. When your pizza sucks, putting the word "artisan" in front of it won't make it better.

Now that I have heard about it, I like the idea of secret surprise sandwich.

I think I want to go to NAMM next year. No Summer NAMM anymore.

Right now we need an outlet like National Lampoon to make much needed fun of current events.