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A federal judge has sentenced former Congressman George Santos to 87 months in prison over multiple wire fraud and identity theft charges in connection with his 2022 run for Congress. (via @wshupublicradio.bsky.social)

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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone theonion.com/unpopul...

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🤔😱😓

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Scientists still can't figure out why.

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“While my trade policy might cause some temporary hardships for investors, it’s ultimately intended to completely fucking destroy the livelihoods of the financially destitute,” said Trump theonion.com/trump-a...

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Welcome

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Neither a fruit nor a vegetable.

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The Shining City on a Hill has turned into a steaming pile of shit.

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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for First Aid Beauty KP Bump Eraser Body Scrub. I always carry this in my first aid kit. My neighbor was shot in the leg last week. They had to amputate, but by the time the paramedics arrived I had his skin looking bump-free. www.amazon.com/dp/B0DVH7YZ2...

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That's so depressing.

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He must have played the Lion King game.

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I never fully grasp how many weirdos exist in the world until I open social media and it’s like a parade.

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I hope that the meteor really destroys everything. I don’t want future archaeologists to know we were saying stuff like this

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explaining the numerous benefits of revolving doors (in great detail rising to a crescendo) to a person who called me unhinged

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‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access

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I fear there is deep truth here.

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That's crazy.

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Dear guy smoking weed outside our office: That's not how we do things here. What the fuck made you think we're awesome

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Him: I need advice. Me: (eating red velvet cake for breakfast) You came to the right person.

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We need to get to the bottom of this.

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I can't believe this actually works.

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NBA Team Physicians Admit They Only Know Medical Stuff About Legs theonion.com/nba-team-phy...

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Found out today that my nephew who is 7 will just straight up eat a spoonful of capers

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2 weeks in the same pants: a love story

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Antidepressants would be way more fun if they screamed on the way down your throat.

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Makes you think.

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I love otters.

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Reach for the stars! No not that one Not that one either Just stop

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online gambling might be the latest Worst Thing Ever to become widely normalized

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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for KAYGO Impact Reducing Work Gloves. It's sports season, so make sure you wear these to reduce the impact when you punch a wall after your sports team loses the big game. Your hands will thank you. www.amazon.com/dp/B0DH8258W...

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Nature is crazy.

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ME: I didn't choose the thug life THEM: you're eating soup in a cardigan at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning ME: I could not have been more clear

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www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

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That explains a lot.

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Moon dressed as Saturn.

submitted 177 days ago • 257 comments

Accidentally cut an old cat-5 cable and now the basement is flooded with internet.

submitted 177 days ago • 255 comments

I’m sure he wants the history of it all told his way.

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We were poor and couldn’t afford Slinkys so we just threw ourselves down the stairs

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Everyone has value as a cautionary tale.

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I sleep with a bat under my bed in case someone breaks in and wants to learn about echolocation

submitted 183 days ago • 39 comments

That's crazy.

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The weirdest part of any Christmas song is when Paul McCartney goes ‘The choir of children sing their song, they practised ALL YEAR long’ and then it turns out it’s just them saying ‘ding dong’ a few times

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I always forget that the brother in the Folgers commercial is excited for "real coffee" after coming back from "West Africa," one of the largest coffee-producing regions on earth

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