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rodywalker.bsky.social
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I think I saw Darcy Tucker crowd surfing at a BTBAM concert in St Louis tonight.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Someone in Salt Lake tried to return their shirt after our set last night and said “I didn’t realize he was such an asshole”

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

Met a girl named Kezia tonight. She served us drinks that tasted like shit but made us all go nuts.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Go Leafs.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Ben just came up with an idea for our own brand of weed called “PTH-C”

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Got a buncha turmeric under my finger nails, I look like a fuckin witch or something.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

I want to start a fitness company that focuses on getting as jacked as possible, while not cutting back on booze at all.

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

My gym keeps playing the new Godsmack song, and everytime I hear it I’m surprised that there’s a new godsmack song.

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

I am drunkenly stumbling around and somehow came across the exact little creek path I was looking for.

submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments

“The government needs to Mind its own business” Poillievre grumbles, while rifling through your underwear drawer.

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Should your creatine dosage be in relation to your body weight? Or should you just take 5g everyday until you die?

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

I was certain I borrowed a melody from Saves The Day for the new record… but I can’t figure out what song it’s from.

submitted 72 days ago • 2 comments

I do like 2 minutes of work and then tell myself I deserve a beer.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

What is the point of an instagram broadcast channel?

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

Fuck right off youtu.be/CDhTf3eaeoM

submitted 80 days ago • 2 comments

Hey I sang a song with my buddy Charlie from Haken! It’s cool. youtu.be/c4ORVX3E9BI

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Hey Ontario residents! Go fuckin vote today.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

A bottle of pepto just cost me $20. Fuck this world.

submitted 111 days ago • 3 comments

Blood, sweat, and beers.

submitted 121 days ago • 1 comment

You all like BTBAM?

submitted 128 days ago • 8 comments

Instagram is so aggressively sexual.

submitted 129 days ago • 3 comments

How likely am I to get food poisoning from unwashed bean sprouts?

submitted 136 days ago • 1 comment

Just left my front door open for two hours while I was at the gym.

submitted 136 days ago • 2 comments

Asked my wife, I’m 38.

submitted 141 days ago • 1 comment

I can’t remember how old I am.

submitted 141 days ago • 1 comment

Just watched that Jarrod Alonge video about how the internet sucks. I highly recommend it.

submitted 142 days ago • 1 comment

What was the last good popular rock song? I think I hate rock.

submitted 161 days ago • 7 comments