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From The Archives: You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President theonion.com/you-peo...

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happy may day 💕

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Also on Reddit today, someone thinking that I am apologetic for being a white dude. Nah, friends. I think we all know that being a white dude in the US is pretty great. My sin, if you will, is thinking everyone else should have the same latitude in life that I get just by being a white dude.

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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society theonion.com/histori...

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Trump to Fox on deporting Americans to a gulag in El Salvador: "We want to do it. I would love to do that."

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DOGE wants your input on its priorities. It's a wide-open online form. You know what to do. secured.heritage.org/the-doge-sur...

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If the US government requires passports for you to practice your rights such as voting then passports should be provided for free to all and within a reasonable timeframe by said government.

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i forgot to wrap my dad's wedding gift and we only had an hour til the ceremony so i RAN down the street to the bookstore and they gift-wrapped it for me, recommended a graphic novel for my kids, and pulled stock for me to sign. eat your heart out amazon

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Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack theonion.com/gorilla...

submitted 37 days ago • 41 comments

Anecdotally, fucking spot on

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Trump's "biggest crowds ever" have finally materialized.

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Wow who could’ve guessed that this would happen It’s almost as if USAID was a pillar of American soft power and influence in the world It’s almost as if it was entirely predictable that America’s adversaries would work to fill the void left by USAID’s destruction

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Sen. Booker’s speech was a substantive and moral account of this moment. He did not read the phone book. He did not babble. For 24 hours @booker.senate.gov laid out a detailed, damning, and critical narrative of truth, history, politics, morality, humanity. What will you do?

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I will say this until I die: You long for the "good old days" because you were too stupid to understand what was actually going on back then.

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So listen, book promo feels weird now, but one of my personal highest goals as a fantasy writer is to give readers a few hours of fun escape from their troubles. So if you're looking for that right now...I've got you. (Plus, Moira Quirk narrates the audiobook!!!) bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

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Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and that is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?

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You know, I'm just a lowly tech comms flack, but there seems to be one faction of Dems being screamed at/in hiding, and one faction pulling crowds like this. Maybe the latter should be in charge?

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US border officials see 116% increase in egg seizures at the Canadian border, fentanyl seizures remain near zero. www.cbc.ca/amp/1.7486369

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We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!

submitted 61 days ago • 1282 comments

Please Like Me

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Well done, 60 Minutes. F MAGA to the ends of the Earth. www.cbsnews.com/news/concert...

submitted 61 days ago • 122 comments

The best part of this tiny red bathmat is it ends in a puddle.

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It’s only March. 290 days left for a history-defying reversal.

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Other than confabulating a business case for his overgrown spellchecker, Altman doesn't strike me as a particularly good judge of quality fiction

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More of this!

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Since Congress’s allotted funds have already been improperly unallocated, U.S. citizens are questioning whether they are legally required to continue paying federal taxes.

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(1/3) It needs repeating: in 1994, Ukraine was persuaded to give up its nuclear weapons to Russia in return for the US, the UK, and Russia guaranteeing Ukraine’s sovereignty, security, and territorial integrity.

submitted 74 days ago • 1799 comments

If only Rubio would listen to Rubio 🙁 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DGtcq5W...

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If you think the headline is good, you should read the copy.

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Minnesota Senator Tina Smith bringing the thunder 🔥

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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

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A lot of people compare government to private businesses. We've heard it a million times:"The government needs to run more like a business!" But the problem is that government isn't a business. They do totally different things.

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"He keeps showing up." theonion.com/trump-u...

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So we beat on, cybertrucks against the pavement, borne back ceaselessly into the snow

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Hey everyone, here is some information that I am posting. If it seems like I’m encouraging something here, well maybe I’m not. It’s a mystery!

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So naturally, you know what to do…👇 Enjoy. 😎✨

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WIRED reported over the weekend that a growing number of US government websites were going offline, including several related to USAID. Early on Monday, Elon Musk said USAID was “beyond repair” and that Trump had agreed to shut it down.

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