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My partner, having a momentary lapse of speech: "You're a dirty girl. Wait, I didn't way that. Dirty person. No that doesn't sound right. DIRTY COWBOY."

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I always wash all new clothes / bedding / etc before I use it with the exception of socks. I just love the feel of a stiff fresh sock. I'm broken in that way.

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Tell me why my boss decided to upgrade our internet service when I, the IT person, was not there and then also tell me why the ISP install guy needed to get in to our internal network router. Seems sus. Also it all went wrong and now I have to go to work early and fix it anyway.

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I don't have any photos yet but my coworker has been paying me back for every little favour or thing with dahlia bulbs and it's gotten so silly that I now have to make an entire dedicated dahlia garden and I guess I'm just that person now. I'm a Flower Person.

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An orange VW Beetle pulls up to a shop. Guy gets out of the car, and then pulls out a comically large sword and starts walking towards the shop. This isn't a joke, it's just a normal friday morning at my work.

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Update: After three months of painstakingly breaking up all his meals in to two meals and also flattening all his food to a plate so he has to work to eat it instead of just inhaling it, dude has gained a whole pound. Cats are exhausting and I love them.

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My cat has been trying to door dash, and it's pouring rain so I thought "I'm gonna let her think she got away with it and take a step out the door so she learns outside is bad." This did not work out for me. She just stood on the porch screaming in to the rain in delight until I picked her back up

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usin’ my sick day to doodle random ladies on free model drawing reference websites so i don’t completely forget how to draw.

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FTM with voice dysphoria? Pro Tip: Just get horrible fucking allergies I guess. My voice has dropped a whole ass octave this week. Talking hurts so bad. Thanks, cottonwood and wildfire smoke!

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I was never super healthy as a kid, but I never envisioned my adulthood as becomming chronically ill. It’s a weird learning curve when you hit 28 and every year you’re like 33% less healthy and 33% more in pain than the year before and you can’t see a future where that improves.

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Yesterday we had a company meeting where I explained computer safety and the importance of not using company computers for personal web browsing, including reading the news. Mostly it's because I was just tired of Drudge Report being left open on all the computers.

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As much as I love to blame my boss for things, it was definitely my choice to put the chronically ill employee with adhd and insomnia in charge of being there an hour early to open the store every day and I'm regretting that. (The employee is me and I wanna go back to BED.)

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update: Dog has discovered the bed

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I have one cat who is a picture of majesty and grace. I have another cat who is a sack of beans with toothpick legs and a furry worm taped to the back like a tail. Can you guess which is which?

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My bro, my unaffectionate and non-cuddly cat. Why on the 90F day??

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Pro Tip: If you're going to recommend your IT business to someone, maybe make sure your website isn't extremely broken with only one functioning link on the entire thing first. It's a bad look for an IT company.

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My partner is playing magic the gathering over facetime. my adhd ass brain can’t even keep track of this game in person. it’s mostly verbal and occasionally they just occasionally flash each other the field. I can’t even.

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I normally (to myself where they can’t see) flip off people blaring loud-ass music in residential neighborhoods, but when I realized this guy was rollin by at 10mph blastin’ some emo-ass breakup song I lowered my bird. Just know he’s rollin’ by his exes house or some shit all brokenhearted

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posting “will tell you which of any two animals will win in a fight while wearing sexy lingerie for $10 (min 10 minute video)” on reddit, think it’ll work?

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I've decided I'm ok with not knowing any morel mushroom spots, because I know all the good snake and turtle spots and everyone knows that's way cooler. And way more useful in a survival situation.

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leaving my partner important notes on these so he knows they’re not intended as threatening. (I’m very anti-important-note in general but sometimes you must adapt.)

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I got a shelf just for my porch plants and now I gotta start doing all my spring repotting and maintenance so I can move all my inside plants back outside for the season.

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My (conservative almost certainly trump-supporting) boss is complaining that all her suppliers are suddenly "blaming" all their problems on "tariffs" when they're actually just too "lazy" to get her estimates on products and they "must not want (her) business I guess."

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too soon windscribe

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I feel like the energy on Grindr has made a real shift from "👀 2 fuck, send 🍆 pics" to "looks for a fwb, maybe someone to hang with, want to get a cup of coffee sometime? maybe see a movie?" and that says a lot about the current general climate of the world right now.

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“Oh I love your accent!” thanks, it’s autism

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My mother told me when I was maybe 13 - "Once your aunt told your uncle he was changing your cousin's diaper wrong, so he just never changed her diaper again. Sometimes, you have to decide some things are worth letting people do wrong." It stuck with me. It was a very important lesson.

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The 7yo doesn't understand why she's getting glasses because she 'sees perfectly fine' and 'doesn't need them at all.' and I've been there. And I can't wait to see the look on her face when she puts the glasses on and sees in High Def for the first time.

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me: at turnpike rest stop handing partner a magazine with a rainbow sunset design that just says "GAYLORD" in huge letters. "Hey! It's you!" him: "... Ah. Yes. Because I'm the Gaylord. Funny." me: "Sorry. It was just too easy. Just like you!" him: "I... Ok. Yeah. You got me there, that's fair."

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Successfully convinced my boss (after 5 years of trying) to let me and two other overly meticulous coworkers just come in an hour early and set up the whole showroom every day because we're better at it than everyone else and it's just easier that way

My partner, having a momentary lapse of speech: "You're a dirty girl. Wait, I didn't way that. Dirty person. No that doesn't sound right. DIRTY COWBOY."

I always wash all new clothes / bedding / etc before I use it with the exception of socks. I just love the feel of a stiff fresh sock. I'm broken in that way.

Tell me why my boss decided to upgrade our internet service when I, the IT person, was not there and then also tell me why the ISP install guy needed to get in to our internal network router. Seems sus. Also it all went wrong and now I have to go to work early and fix it anyway.

I don't have any photos yet but my coworker has been paying me back for every little favour or thing with dahlia bulbs and it's gotten so silly that I now have to make an entire dedicated dahlia garden and I guess I'm just that person now. I'm a Flower Person.

An orange VW Beetle pulls up to a shop. Guy gets out of the car, and then pulls out a comically large sword and starts walking towards the shop. This isn't a joke, it's just a normal friday morning at my work.

Update: After three months of painstakingly breaking up all his meals in to two meals and also flattening all his food to a plate so he has to work to eat it instead of just inhaling it, dude has gained a whole pound. Cats are exhausting and I love them.

My cat has been trying to door dash, and it's pouring rain so I thought "I'm gonna let her think she got away with it and take a step out the door so she learns outside is bad." This did not work out for me. She just stood on the porch screaming in to the rain in delight until I picked her back up

usin’ my sick day to doodle random ladies on free model drawing reference websites so i don’t completely forget how to draw.

FTM with voice dysphoria? Pro Tip: Just get horrible fucking allergies I guess. My voice has dropped a whole ass octave this week. Talking hurts so bad. Thanks, cottonwood and wildfire smoke!

I was never super healthy as a kid, but I never envisioned my adulthood as becomming chronically ill. It’s a weird learning curve when you hit 28 and every year you’re like 33% less healthy and 33% more in pain than the year before and you can’t see a future where that improves.

Yesterday we had a company meeting where I explained computer safety and the importance of not using company computers for personal web browsing, including reading the news. Mostly it's because I was just tired of Drudge Report being left open on all the computers.

As much as I love to blame my boss for things, it was definitely my choice to put the chronically ill employee with adhd and insomnia in charge of being there an hour early to open the store every day and I'm regretting that. (The employee is me and I wanna go back to BED.)

update: Dog has discovered the bed

I have one cat who is a picture of majesty and grace. I have another cat who is a sack of beans with toothpick legs and a furry worm taped to the back like a tail. Can you guess which is which?

My bro, my unaffectionate and non-cuddly cat. Why on the 90F day??

Pro Tip: If you're going to recommend your IT business to someone, maybe make sure your website isn't extremely broken with only one functioning link on the entire thing first. It's a bad look for an IT company.

My partner is playing magic the gathering over facetime. my adhd ass brain can’t even keep track of this game in person. it’s mostly verbal and occasionally they just occasionally flash each other the field. I can’t even.

I normally (to myself where they can’t see) flip off people blaring loud-ass music in residential neighborhoods, but when I realized this guy was rollin by at 10mph blastin’ some emo-ass breakup song I lowered my bird. Just know he’s rollin’ by his exes house or some shit all brokenhearted

posting “will tell you which of any two animals will win in a fight while wearing sexy lingerie for $10 (min 10 minute video)” on reddit, think it’ll work?

I've decided I'm ok with not knowing any morel mushroom spots, because I know all the good snake and turtle spots and everyone knows that's way cooler. And way more useful in a survival situation.

leaving my partner important notes on these so he knows they’re not intended as threatening. (I’m very anti-important-note in general but sometimes you must adapt.)

I got a shelf just for my porch plants and now I gotta start doing all my spring repotting and maintenance so I can move all my inside plants back outside for the season.

My (conservative almost certainly trump-supporting) boss is complaining that all her suppliers are suddenly "blaming" all their problems on "tariffs" when they're actually just too "lazy" to get her estimates on products and they "must not want (her) business I guess."

too soon windscribe

I feel like the energy on Grindr has made a real shift from "👀 2 fuck, send 🍆 pics" to "looks for a fwb, maybe someone to hang with, want to get a cup of coffee sometime? maybe see a movie?" and that says a lot about the current general climate of the world right now.

“Oh I love your accent!” thanks, it’s autism

My mother told me when I was maybe 13 - "Once your aunt told your uncle he was changing your cousin's diaper wrong, so he just never changed her diaper again. Sometimes, you have to decide some things are worth letting people do wrong." It stuck with me. It was a very important lesson.

The 7yo doesn't understand why she's getting glasses because she 'sees perfectly fine' and 'doesn't need them at all.' and I've been there. And I can't wait to see the look on her face when she puts the glasses on and sees in High Def for the first time.

me: at turnpike rest stop handing partner a magazine with a rainbow sunset design that just says "GAYLORD" in huge letters. "Hey! It's you!" him: "... Ah. Yes. Because I'm the Gaylord. Funny." me: "Sorry. It was just too easy. Just like you!" him: "I... Ok. Yeah. You got me there, that's fair."

Successfully convinced my boss (after 5 years of trying) to let me and two other overly meticulous coworkers just come in an hour early and set up the whole showroom every day because we're better at it than everyone else and it's just easier that way

If you shop at costco, may I recommend:

My intern gave me a fathers day card today