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cat turd is pushing for impeachment which means the president might have to fire big balls, meanwhile unclear how it’ll affect space if the dragon is decommissioned and other sentences the aliens are going to be unable to translate someday

Your kids get a max of two toys and then grow up to work in the same factory as their father and grandfather screwing in tiny screws. It’s called The American Dream.

I’ll never get over how many in the media seem surprised that a con artist is charming in person. That’s like #1 in the list of grifter qualifications.

Want to feel old? The video game “Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?” just turned 40. Oh, and we are 257.

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

My 2-year-old was in an ICE detention facility when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why am I being deported to Honduras?" And when I told her "Because due process is too woke," she started crying.

One of the wilder political things in recent history is that Project 2025 publicly released a 900 page document laying out their plans to roll back 100 years of human progress and then during the campaign Republicans just said "no we're not :)" and then they won and now they're doing it all.

soft soft soft bad-faith-times.ghost.io/these-guys-a...

Kind, decent, and compassionate, Pope Francis was badly out of step with contemporary western culture.

@acollierastro.bsky.social nails it. She ends it with words I always find seriously moving. We are so much more than this. youtu.be/0WtyGK7TdCs

putting Trump in Civ 8 and making his civilization's superpower "being a fucking idiot"

FUCK I was just building a manufacturing facility!! It's 8 percent done FUCKKKKK

Opinion | It’s better to be wrong and white than right and black.

“What do you want to do when you grow up, Susie?” “I want to screw in little screws — and I don’t even have to wait to grow up!”

Decline is a choice. open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...

I wrote a bunch of words trying to explain how economically incomprehensible the tariff stuff is. It explains how a 5th grader understands basic econ better than Trump and his economic advisors. www.techdirt.com/2025/04/03/t...

Thank you to whoever made this

me: orange man bad money guy: yeah but he'll be good for my money me: no he won't trump: no I won't money guy: I bet he will me: I won't trump: I won't [four months later] money guy: what the hell

Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression

He fired the black chairman of the joint chiefs for being woke and hired his brother.

Sharing war plans in an unsecured group chat “is the latest in a string of self-inflicted wounds by the new administration that are squandering America’s strength and threatening our national security,” writes Hillary Clinton.

Midwestern governor with a one-seat legislative majority: The coward RethugliKKKans may dash themselves on our rocks if they wish, the tide and the seabirds will leave no trace of their remains New York/California Democrat: I’d like to vote against things I oppose but that’s not realistic

Schumer’s Folly A funding bill, a nation's cost, Yet Chuck gave in, our future lost. No stand, no fight, no firm demand, Just secret deals and coward’s hands. Not for us, not for the fight, But to keep a traitor’s favor light. Behind our backs, he bent the knee— And voted yes to tyranny.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

If I’m gonna write about politics now, I’d better make it count. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

The government has never been this efficient www.politico.com/news/2025/03...

You know Trump is gonna use federal money to have a Trump musical made about J6 and his return to glory and it's gonna be written and directed by Mel Gibson and it will premiere at the Kennedy Center with the J6 choir

I remember when the Brits did Brexit I was like Jesus they really just tanked their whole economy rather than be even slightly less racist, at least we haven’t gone *that* far yet! haha, anyway

Are there any prominent NY Dems who are neither sexual predators nor on the take? There have to be a couple, right?

Learn more about how to make the perfect plate of Skyline!

Jasmine Crockett speaks for all of us. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

You never imagine the descent into despotism being quite this embarrassing, you know? You expect liberal democracy to fall to a Palpatine, not Biff Tannen.

Reminder to all Indian-Americans that the biggest thing tying the two parts of our identity together is getting rid of kings and establishing democracies

www.inquirer.com/columnists/a...