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real life isopod • i run this joint • send bug pics • the owners of fossil fuel companies have names and addresses [bridged from https://isopod.zone/@root on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
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_> folreq >she/it pronouns in bio >accepted_

I never played as the girl character in videogames growing up but I was completely unable to maintain the same username/pfp/minecraft skin/whatever for more than a few months at a time which in retrospect seems like it may have had the same root cause

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[nsfwish, shitpost] this is how i found out i was trans #shitpost

Why are mastocels so attached to their software being feature bare

My body is a machine that turns "Please create a Microsoft account to finish setting up Windows" into "You have held broken packages, try running apt fix"

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AIoli

how far off do we think this is from being the default shell startup on every platform https://thepit.social/@peter/114601765045842916

i feel like the bug furry equivalent of dyeing your hair would be getting your exoskeleton resprayed or wrapped like a car

Mastodon's recent approach of "lets let our users see people using this common feature that they intentionally don't have access to" is so funny. It's like if Windows was full of little modal dialogs that said "what you're trying to do would be easier if you just installed Linux"

we can estimate based on the available data that one human is equivalent to approximately 50 gecs, or 10.5 pilots

I finally found the source for all of those 'why did you blender explode' CAD comics :bongo: https://cad-comic.tumblr.com/

I feel like the more you learn about push notifications the more they start to seem like the single most fucked up aspect of modern smartphones

pacman -scrunkly

pacman -Sybau

Consumer networking devices come in two varieties: Altar to a Dark God and Aromatherapy Machine.

As of this moment I am now unemployed

T minus two hours until I'm unemployed

Submitting a cover letter that's literally just bullet points copy pasted directly from my resume and prefacing it with "I know you're probably really busy so I went ahead and put my (very verbose) cover letter through an AI summarizer for you"

[overplayed by this point] Switch 2? I already Switched 2 Linux like four years ago

Not to be aromantic on main but I legitimately feel this way about like most romantic relationships RE: https://plasmatrap.com/notes/a8p1ccgwne

star citizen is elite dangerous for the type of person who pre-ordered starfield

so called "free-thinkers"

so like what am I actually supposed to be scared of when I hear about foreign governments spying on my personal data, like the CCP isn't gonna send cops to my house

i think bandai namco should lean into the copyright thing by having pac man mention his ex wife like, once

["AI" schadenfreude] I am reading the Cursor forums and github issues and this shit is so funny. bug report: cursor can access my .env file even though it's explicitly not allowed to because it also is given arbitrary use of a shell, and it just grep'd my […] [Original post on neuromatch.social]

Calling the GPU company "InVideo" just to annoy PC gamer types

Nvidia should just kill GeForce to focus entirely on AI products (they will go out of business when the bubble pops) (this is awesome)

Deltarune is still tomorrow for me because unfortunately have a job

[Self-OH] "Oh" -Hannah, probably

i dont believe in javascript frameworks. that shit was made up by big computer to sell more planned obsolescence

yeah I love AI Aut Ism

yeah I love AI Aunder Itale

yeah I love AI Aquatic Isopod I think I already made this joke but I'm not sure

yeah I love AI Auto Icomplete

yeah I love AI Activity Ipub

yeah I love AI Apple Ipod

one thing I learned after getting a phone with an OLED screen is that AMOLED black themes don't actually look any less dogshit on OLED screens, they just conserve battery life

you can now query my pronouns over dns

I would never vibe code but I honestly have no problem vibe-writing-a-cover-letter. That shit was a waste of human life to begin with anyway