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Sorry to every dude I thought was terrible in bed, turns out I'm just ace #mybad ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

Becoming deaf would solve around 67% of my sensory issues.

Be the salt to their ICE.

My twins are now registered to start kindergarten in the fall. Time isn't real.

๐—œ๐—ณ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ธ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ผ, ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€. โœŠ๐Ÿป

Soon I get a weekend in the woods, all by myself! Something I've needed for the past 6 years ๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿฅพ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Iโ€™m very concerned about ugly astronauts. What if they meet an alien? We need to be looking so right. Spacesuits need more see-through panels

Let this sink in. Even the Los Angeles Police Chief, Jim McDonnell, made it clear: the people protesting immigration raids were not the ones causing violence. During a Sunday evening press conference, McDonnell condemned the violence as โ€œdisgustingโ€

Dispensary giving out stickers today #PRIDE

When it's done, someone should show all the back and forth with Taylor Swift's Bad Blood in the background.

Everyone knows what itโ€™s like to lose cell service. A burgeoning open source project called Meshtastic is filling the gap for when youโ€™re in the middle of nowhereโ€”or when disaster strikes. Read more: www.wired.com/story/youre-...

Saw this little fella while getting gas. #moths #cutelittlebug

I'm broken in ways I'm still discovering #healingispain #masochistictendencies

Waiting for the bus like..

On this day, June 1, 1921: White mob in Tulsa destroys black community; kills hundreds. Known as The Tulsa Massacre. They destroyed an area known as Black Wall Street, a successful and self sufficient strong black community. Nobody paid for their crimes. calendar.eji.org/racial-injus...

What's to stop me from changing my name to Jimothy Jhomas?

Flood the line.

Loyalty to yourself breeds confidence

You can tell an American by how they view the word, cunt. Those cunts get pissy about everything.

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Got my ticket to see Dogma in theaters again!

My cranky old lady... 15 years and 8lbs of tortitude ๐Ÿ˜

When you got no plans today

Please, can we?

Red Wolf Oak's pup spotted howling for the first time yesterday! These tiny howls may be small, but they represent something big: the next generation of red wolves finding their voices. Every milestone like this is a step forward for this critically endangered species. #SaveRedWolves