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Ex UK journo. Living in Bordeaux, France. Still calls Cornwall home. Writing novels. Published by WriteSideLeft. Station Philosophers' Club available Feb 28 geni.us/StationPhilosophers website: https://roriesmithbooks.my.canva.site
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Marilyn Monroe, if still alive, would have been great as the heroine in an SPC film. There is a reason she could never have got the part. First person to guess gets an Aston Martin or a chocolate biscuit - but not both. 😮 geni.us/StationPhilosophers website: roriesmithbooks.my.canva.site

JULIUS CAESAR, Julius Caesar, Squashed his nose in a lemon squeezer... But he still bought a copy of SPC! šŸ˜ geni.us/StationPhilosophers website: roriesmithbooks.my.canva.site 🤣

GOVERNMENT OF ALBANIA: Fifty boxes of Station Philosopher’s Club ordered. To be placed on former dictator Enver Hoxha’s grave to make sure he doesn’t climb out. ( Well known fact: EH believed in vampires). 😮 geni.us/StationPhilosophers. website: roriesmithbooks.my.canva.site 😮

SANS trumpet blowing can say SPC not a bad read. A dozen humorous memes posted. Result? With one kind exception, ZERO. Indifference total. Great demand in Bordeaux for grocery delivery by pushbike so am changing profession ... geni.us/StationPhilosophers. website: roriesmithbooks.my.canva.site

WELL KNOWN FACT: Elon Musk is using copies of the Station Philosophers' Club to build his base on Mars. 😮 geni.us/StationPhilosophers website: roriesmithbooks.my.canva.site 😮

BOOK LAUNCH: Thanks to all who came to the launch for The Station Philosophers' Club in Bordeaux. Evening made by the unexpected appearance of Charles and Camilla who just 'dropped in' to say hello and have a glass of champagne. geni.us/StationPhilosophers https://roriesmithbooks.my.canva.site…

APRIL16th. This coming Wednesday. Got a free evening? Come along to Bradleys Bookshop, Bordeaux. Launch of SPC. 7.30pm to 9.00 pm. Music, bubbles, nibbles. All welcome

JOHN F KENNEDY: Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country. Perhaps buy a copy of the Station Philosophers’ Club? geni.us/StationPhilosophers website: roriesmithbooks.my.canva.site See you at Bradleys Bookshop, Bordeaux on the 16th( April). 7.30pm for launch?

BREAKING NEWS.... REVIEW JUST IN FROM JOHN MILTON: That guy Lost me completely. Paradise? You having a laugh? Tell him to take up painting. House not canvas. 😮 geni.us/StationPhilosophers website: roriesmithbooks.my.canva.site

PATIENCE NEEDED! A You Tube video of the writer ( me) reading the opening pages of The Station Philosophers' Club. Click on roriesmithbooks.my.canva.site Follow the You Tube link. Recommend to others? And a customer review on Amazon/Good Reads? ( It's a love story to Bordeaux) Thanks!

"Siri, explain to me 'failing upwards'." ~AA

PIERRE HURMIC, Ecological/Green Mayor of Bordeaux: ā€˜ You mean they cut down a tree to print that?’ 😮 geni.us/StationPhilosophers website: roriesmithbooks.my.canva.site

This is blood-boiling. Charles Rogers was awarded the Medal of Honor in Vietnam after being wounded three times leading the defense of a position. Google his name and the entry below comes up. When you click, you'll see the page has been deleted and the URL changed to include "DEI medal."

LANDLORD OF ENGLISH PUB IN BORDEAUX: If that fellow comes in here one more time trying to flog his books I'll swear I’ll do him in and I don’t care if I swing for it.😮 geni.us/StationPhilosophers Launch at Bradleys Bookshop, Bordeaux. April 16. 7.30pm. All welcome.

This kicks out any semblance of ā€œmethod to the madnessā€ on the extreme public pressure on Ukraine this last month. Russia isn’t willing even to insincerely play along to hand Trump a ā€˜win’. Which suggests they think he’ll hand them a bigger one anyway.

Scores of people poured into the lobby of Trump Tower in New York City to protest the arrest and detention of Columbia University student Mahmoud Khalil, whom the Trump administration aims to deport over his pro-Palestinian activism reut.rs/3FDUel2

KING CHARLES: Always carries a copy of The Station Philosophers’ Club under his crown.🤣 geni.us/StationPhilosophers (A love story to Bordeaux). NOTE: Official launch Bradleys Bookshop. Rue de la Merci. Bordeaux. April 16th. 7.30pm. All welcome.

Visit home to the UK. Delighted to find that at my daughter's home in Wiltshire they still get a daily milk delivery. Thought milk deliveries died out a generation ago? Didn't Norman Wisdom star as a milkman in the 1965 film "The Early Bird?" 😮 geni.us/StationPhilosophers #wiltshire #quirkyfashion

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Course he does. I often wonder how much of this clown's wannabe media mogul motivation comes from his son (Winston Aubrey Aladar deBalkan Marshall) being binned/resigning from - I kid you not, Mumford & Sons* - after he bigged up a fascist-adjacent fucknugget. *I think he played the banjo.

First REVIEW for The Station Philosophers' Club is in! It's from a Mr WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE: 'A plague of pustules on this wretched scribe. Take away his plume and cast him into the foul waters of the Thames.' Wow, thanks Bill! 😮 geni.us/StationPhilosophers ( A love story to Bordeaux)

Russia's response to Trump's tantrum says it all really:

I've been following Carole Cadwalladr's ( @carolecadwalla.bsky.social ) podcast from the start & it must listen to for anyone with any interest at all in functioning representational democracy around the world ( or anyone with the slightest taste for John le CarrƩ or Len Deighton spy novels) #nzpol

GENERAL CHARLES DE GAULLE: Merde. Les putain d’anglais sont pire que les Americans. ( Translates as: The bloody English are worse than the Americans). THE STATION PHILOSOPHERS’ CLUB A love story to Bordeaux AVAILABLE NOW! geni.us/StationPhilosophers #IndieAuthor #QuirkyFiction